What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 1:19 pm

"turban type headwraps"

hogwarts style - the kind that hides voldemort ~ BOO !!!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 1:40 pm

"would your husbands sister come over for an impromptu visit"

nopes ~ he only has brothers

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 2:27 pm

"get my period or buy another bc pk"

to bc or not to bc - that is the question

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 3:04 pm

"Can't Stand DH's Brother"

I hope you didn't marry his brother ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 3:23 pm

"Shaitel Way Too Dark-Need Help in Lakewood"

sounds mysterious

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 3:45 pm

"Are condoms ever ok?"

for hookahs

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 3:57 pm

could be that not all men have men power?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 7:15 pm

What would you do for a sick student?

If I couldn't find a real one, I'd take a healthy one and use makeup to make her look sick. I'd probably mix cream foundation with a tiny bit of greenish cream shadow, apply blusher or pink shadow right around the eyelids, maybe also on the nose to simulate irritation from a cold, and use a bit of bluish or greyish shadow under the eyes to produce the look of fatigue.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 7:18 pm

Friday night chicken
Saturday night hero

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 7:40 pm

Why did you delay the MMR vaccine?
I was waiting for it to be discovered.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 8:24 pm

zaq wrote:

Friday night chicken
Saturday night hero

And if one forgets to refrigerate, Saturday Night Fever

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 8:25 pm

Husband frum in the bedroom

No, dear; In English we do not say he came "from in" the bedroom. You can say he came OUT OF the bedroom, or he came FROM the bedroom, or he is IN the bedroom.

Greenfire, no clever comments from you--I'm trying to keep this clean for a change. LOL

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 8:29 pm

Ihave a few phobias how many do you??!

Give me a moment while I look for them. I know I had them here somewhere.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 8:57 pm

is housework for a part-time worker your job other job?

House work is for me, it's my job. I have other jobs too. Is that what you wanted to know? I didn't quite understand.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 9:41 pm

zaq wrote:

why are you picking on me ... ich ken nisht gefunin a husband 'fangu de bedroom' ... zul ich kook in de closet or unter de mitah ?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 9:48 pm

Katz Family for Pesach

OP, I guess you know these people and that they're comfortable with their name being bandied about and everyone knowing they need a place for Pesach. If that's the case, hey, maybe we should set up a paypal account for them too. How else can we help them?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 9:52 pm

What does your 15 month old play?

He is a fine musician.
He practices every day.
People come from all around
Just to hear him play
His trumpet, his tuba, his trombone, his piccolo....

(And we have a new way to determine the cut off date for mature members. Forget about 35 or 50. The litmus test is if this makes you think d!ck Van Dyke or Barney. And how upset you are with me for using this font size Twisted Evil

)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 10:50 pm

why can't you think about d!ck van dyke & barney ... I know I could 'I love you you love me'

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 10:53 pm

"how do u always remember to take the pill?"

more fun to watch ...

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Wed, Jan 01 2014, 11:00 pm

greenfire wrote:

why are you picking on me ... ich ken nisht gefunin a husband 'fangu de bedroom' ... zul ich kook in de closet or unter de mitah ?

Come on greenie. If she wouldn't have added that warning, there would've been a spinoff thread titled, "Immediate reactions to posts in "Immediate reactions to thread titles"! And it would've been darn good one 😉! Oh well...