What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 11:10 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Prince Castle High Chair - new name?

Try "The High Chair Formerly Known as Prince Castle High Chair." She says helpfully.

Does the baby need to wear a raspberry beret while eating?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 11:22 am

We'd like to spend the summer in EY - any suggestions?

1. Take me.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 1:13 pm

Coming to a shalom zachar empty handed - a NY thing?

Well, yes. Not everyone holds of the Eruv.

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 1:48 pm

Pregnancy - doc has advised against

I hope the OP takes the Doctor's advice seriously! Unless we are ready for another "Am I pregnant" thread in the near future!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 1:48 pm

"Hadera- Contractor, shiputznik"

אני לא מבינה

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 3:39 pm

"Who votes newlywed private forum?"

who are we gonna make fun of ~ gosharuni

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 6:04 pm

Barbara wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"Any Americans living in london out there?"

american werewolf in london

RATED: enter at your own risk

SNIP

OR the late, great Warren Zevon

There are so many threads to which "send lawyers, guns, and money" would be a good reply. And most of the rest get "send doctors and shrinks".

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 6:09 pm

Ruchy Weinstock vs Miriam Freilich

At first it sounded like women's boxing, then after reading that they're photographers, I imagined two women having a duel with cameras instead of guns. I guess whoever first blinds the other with the camera flash wins.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 7:38 pm

Touro Los Angeles

Viva Las Vegas
(nothing clever intended, just the type of stream of consciousness the thread title invites)

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↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 8:34 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Touro Los Angeles

Viva Los Vegas
(nothing clever intended, just the type of stream of consciousness the thread title invites)

But very funny!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 8:43 pm

"Please Help Me Make A Healthy Bar With These Ingredients!"

greenapple smirnoff
jose cuervo tequilla
old grandad
kentucky bourbon
gin
seltzer
lemon & lime
cherries
lil umbrellas
24 pack heineken

sounds healthy to me

Drunken Smile

לחיים

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2013, 9:20 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Hadera- Contractor, shiputznik"

אני לא מבינה

Personally, I think this is Israeli for rock, paper, scissors. (Then again, can't you just hear Laverne and Shirley try this with an "Incorporated" at the end?)

↑ grace413 ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 3:00 am

PinkFridge wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"Abandoned Car - WWYD?"

vrooooooooooooooom - I'd get around round round I'd get around

As long as your name isn't Susie and you don't fall asleep in the car.

PF, I'm surprised at you! Everybody knows Susie fell asleep in the movie theatre, not in the car.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 5:59 am

Doula - Weiner

I guessa you'rea gonna needa two brissim.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 11:03 am

at what age do you allow your child to cross by themselves?

we don't allow our children to cross themselves, ever, not even as a joke. Chas vechalilah!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 11:51 am

Pumps may be covered by insurance

I don't think so. Orthopedic shoes, maybe, but not pumps.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 11:55 am

We'd like to spend the summer in EY... Suggestions?

Go for it!

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 2:08 pm

Issues of Concern to Frum Society
Milk chocolate in Williamsburg or Borough Park

There should be a new forum: URGENT AND PRESSING Issues of Concern to Frum Society.
And this should be the first thread.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 2:34 pm

greenfire wrote:

לחיים

I was waiting for you to post this!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2013, 4:49 pm

"Extremely Depressed about GD"

dunno ~ when I'm depressed with god I go about eating chocolate & candy & ice cream

maybe even a little wine