What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2013, 9:41 pm

bad taste in mouth!

Quit reading controversial threads. Puke

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2013, 9:59 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

bad taste in mouth!

Quit reading controversial threads. Puke

Ze Tov!

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 11:07 am

"What can I do besides spank?"

you can be old-fashioned & go back to playtex girdles

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:05 pm

"Any Americans living in london out there?"

american werewolf in london

RATED: enter at your own risk

Hidden:

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:18 pm

"A mother because..."

or as mama would say: I gave birth to you & changed your diapers & that's plenty

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:18 pm

Giving out candy tonight

I'm going to stay away from the hashkafa angle and just remind people that if your community doesn't have an eruv and you hand it out in person, you might want to ask the kids to step into your house. CYLOR. Have a great Shabbos!

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:22 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Any Americans living in london out there?"

american werewolf in london

RATED: enter at your own risk

SNIP

OR the late, great Warren Zevon

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:58 pm

What brainless thing have u done lately?

Misread, omitting the "in" in "brainless"

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 1:58 pm

"On 11/11 NBN Flight! Now how much is a dryer?"

don't believe they have dryers on flights ~ try not to get wet

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 2:15 pm

Sneaking around to buy present

ooooo, that sounds so SLEAZY!

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 2:19 pm

zaq wrote:

Sneaking around to buy present

ooooo, that sounds so SLEAZY!

get your bra-in out of the gutter :arrow:

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 2:21 pm

"Anyone familiar with waterpiks?"

wet~n~wild is a fabulous water park ... or you can make do with a slip~n~slide

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 2:28 pm

"I need an excuse! Parents over and mikva same night!"

Dear Parents,

Kindly excuse amother for not being the most attentive host on Motzei Shabbos. While we know you finally picked a shabbos and that was hard work; the timing is amother's mikvah night.

Any questions please do not hesitate to call. 1(800) 4MIKVAH.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Mikvah Lady

p.s. Get your own pizza & watch the kids.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 3:17 pm

Barbara wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"Any Americans living in london out there?"

american werewolf in london

RATED: enter at your own risk

SNIP

OR the late, great Warren Zevon

You see, this is what happens when you opt not to override K9: I just assumed Greenfire was linking to Warren Zevon. I guess I don't read her mind Tongue Out

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 3:37 pm

"Any body want to join in a weight loss challenge?"

I see there are 2 sides to this body & joke

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 3:38 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

You see, this is what happens when you opt not to override K9: I just assumed Greenfire was linking to Warren Zevon. I guess I don't read her mind Tongue Out

lucky you

lucky me

[pretty sure there's a song with that title Music

]

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 4:38 pm

diatribe

Weight Watchers group

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 5:11 pm

" if your kid likes Ramona, he also likes..."

talk about starting 'em young ...

a little bit of monica in my life ...
a little bit of jessica here I am

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 5:20 pm

"Sending multiple shailos?"

do you have multiple ravs ?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Nov 01 2013, 7:02 pm

On 11/11 NBN Flight! Now how much is a dryer?

I'm pretty sure you have to pay full price for the dryer to have it's own seat.