What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:18 pm

greenfire wrote:

enneamom wrote:

Talking Art- How much would you spend on a custom painting?

That's only in Harry Potter, sweetie. Real paintings can't talk.

hey you - jinx - you owe me a beer ...

How does that work? I posted first!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:22 pm

enneamom wrote:

greenfire wrote:

hey you - jinx - you owe me a beer ...

How does that work? I posted first!

if you consider a minute to be first ... however, since I posted mine with a video & it took more time to retrieve same & posted it without any idea that you posted yours ... I call it a tie

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:24 pm

greenfire wrote:

enneamom wrote:

greenfire wrote:

hey you - jinx - you owe me a beer ...

How does that work? I posted first!

if you consider a minute to be first ... however, since I posted mine with a video & it took more time to retrieve same & posted it without any idea that you posted yours ... I call it a tie

OK I'll buy you a butterbeer if you buy me a chocolate frog.

Deal?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 30 2013, 10:36 pm

Where can I find a course for positive thinking in Flatbush?

Heck, there probably aren't any courses like that in Flatbush anyway.
And if there were, you probably wouldn't be capable of finding them.
Why do you even bother?
It's hopeless.
You should just go home and stay in bed.
Or shoot yourself in the head and put an end to your misery.
Life stinks.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 5:22 am

DrMom wrote:

Thanks! I needed this! (Not that the dozens of others I "liked" aren't joyous but sometimes a like isn't enough.)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 9:35 am

enneamom wrote:

greenfire wrote:

enneamom wrote:

greenfire wrote:

hey you - jinx - you owe me a beer ...

How does that work? I posted first!

if you consider a minute to be first ... however, since I posted mine with a video & it took more time to retrieve same & posted it without any idea that you posted yours ... I call it a tie

OK I'll buy you a butterbeer if you buy me a chocolate frog.

Deal?

deal !!!

↑ grace413 ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 10:49 am

Attn boro park ladies: I dont want to kill your baby

I'm SO happy to hear that! (Even though I don't live in BP and don't have a baby)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 2:34 pm

Recommend an adult ENT

So, Doogie Howser is out of the running?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 2:38 pm

"I have boys and no girls - any tips to conceive a girl pls?"

you didn't save your boys' tips ...

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 3:02 pm

sending fruit to school

Now it's just us, the non alphabetical Veggies.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Oct 01 2013, 3:59 pm

What to do with canned chili?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So eat your beans with every meal.

To fart, to fart, is no disgrace.
It gives the body ease.
It keeps the covers warm at night,
And suffocates the fleas.

(Thank you, I'll be here all night! Don't forget to tip your waitress.)