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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 29 2013, 8:21 pm
Is it ok to date a man who's been divorced?

(1) Well, its a vast improvement over dating a man who is still married.

(2) NO. Divorced people should live the rest of their lives alone, never dating, and certainly never remarrying.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 7:44 am
Please recommend medical insurance

Okay, here goes:

I highly recommend having medical insurance. You pay into it a little each month, but if chas v'shalom, you get sick, you will have money to cover your medical expenses. It's a brilliant idea! Try it!


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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:00 am
"how much wine is normal?"
Shalom Bayis issues and dilemmas

if you're having sholom bayis problems - go ahead & drink the whole bottle

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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:13 am
"Feivel -how should it be spelled in yiddish?"

you could always freg feivel mousekewitz

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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:29 am
"Do you call yourself Mrs?"

that's rebbetzin greenfire to you
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 9:50 am
"Please help me expand my repetoire"
Dairy & Pareve Meals

I don't know what repetoire is & I don't wanna eat any
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 10:43 am
"dumb question: how do you grocery shop with an infant?"

when the baby starts to cry - you find the cookie isle & sit down with cookie of choice - then ask one of your older kids to find you a drink in a fridge ... then you nurse baby & picnic till you all feel better

[this really happened to me once]



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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 12:02 pm
Squirrel Exterminator- for roof in Brooklyn?

Why would you want to exterminate your roof? Winter is coming, and it could get nasty in a roofless house. And why a squirrel exterminator? Roofs are much bigger animals, and you probably need different equipment.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 12:09 pm
Do your kids have lice? Should I ask?

No. Um, I think you just did.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 12:27 pm
anybody into revenge

Nah, I generally follow the 10 commandments. One of which is "lo sikom."
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 12:40 pm
"DANCE/MUSIC/SONG/DRAMA for kids in MONSEY"

okay okay you don't have to get so DRAMAtic about it
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 2:13 pm
anybody into revenge

Lo lo lo lo, lo sikom
Don't pay back a bad deed with a bad deed of your own Music
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 4:21 pm
Talking Art- How much would you spend on a custom painting?

That's only in Harry Potter, sweetie. Real paintings can't talk.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 4:22 pm
"Talking Art- How much would you spend on a custom painting?"

I really don't think I could handle a talking painting ...

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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 4:24 pm
"A good support Bra"

I imagine a bra would be useful to hold onto a bill or 2 ... but full support ~ where would it have room

[it sounds funnier in my head]
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 5:34 pm
Help me with my bed situation

Oy, det is a vewy bed situation you hev to deal mit.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 7:27 pm
IN NEED OF NEW SHUL HATS

I don't know about hats, but you better stop screaming like that before you go to Shul or they'll kick you out.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 7:29 pm
At what age should a girl be able to make her own hair

From birth. You cut it off, and she makes more.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:12 pm
IN NEED OF NEW SHUL HATS

Getzel! What are you doing on my imamother account? I told you a hundred times, it's for ladies only!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 30 2013, 8:16 pm
enneamom wrote:
Talking Art- How much would you spend on a custom painting?

That's only in Harry Potter, sweetie. Real paintings can't talk.


hey you - jinx - you owe me a beer ...
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