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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 12 2013, 11:40 pm
dumb thank you card questions. (not good with writing)

Here's how you write a dumb thank-you card:

Thanx 4 da prezent. It wuz nise.


Use crayon and write some of the letters backwards. For extra-dumbness, send to someone who never sent you a present.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 12 2013, 11:52 pm
HOW to pay for therapy??

Cash or credit cards are probably fine.
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  Hatemywig  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 12:27 am
Anyone ever make the Heimishe Simcha's SWANS?


I didn't realize there were Frum Fraternities!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 8:17 am
No More Labels

Kashrus nightmare
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 9:16 am
PinkFridge wrote:
No More Labels

Kashrus nightmare


Seriously, nothing in England has a stinkin' heksher! You have to have the LBD "Blue Book" to know what you can and can't eat. It's great if you've got your list memorized, but if you're new to the UK it can drive you crazy.

Shopping with DH is a nightmare, because he has to read Every. Single. Label. before he lets me put things in the cart. He's absolutely fascinated by the American kashrus system.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 10:03 am
"Be Honest...did your yahrzeit licht last 26 hours?"

nobody wants to lie immediately following yom kippur - let alone over a candle ... honest
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 11:45 am
"Bais Yaakov cookbook - who uses it?"

lemme guess ~ girls from bais yaakov ...
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  Hatemywig  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 12:15 pm
My hebrew is gone ..


with the wind.....

Try Chinese?
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im_a_ima  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 1:27 pm
Grey lines

Handcuffs. Tie. Blindfold.
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  Teamster  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 1:32 pm
Rav Kav in/near Kiryat Sefer

I never heard of him, but I'm sure he's a good rabbi.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 4:50 pm
TOOTHACHE AFTER HAVING A CAVITY FILLED

Screaming might make it worse. Try quieting down a bit.
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  mommydiaries




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 6:40 pm
Family of 6 children... How do I define organized?
Can you find all 6 children?
If yes, you're organized!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 8:25 pm
"Garmin Nuvi 2555 LMT"

must be one of the nuviem I didn't learn
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 9:03 pm
Is there anything in Tel Aviv?

Nope. Nothing there. Just empty land.
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  timtam




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 9:19 pm
Anyone know someone in brooklyn who does nails in the house


You mean like Bob the Builder?
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Sep 15 2013, 10:49 pm
What can I do with all these strange meats?

Call your rabbi, and make sure they're kosher! shock
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 16 2013, 3:47 pm
"I'm more modern then DH.."

I don't believe you - otherwise you'd know the proper word is 'than'
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 16 2013, 4:35 pm
"your take on having a TV?"

if you want mine - you'll have to buy me a new one

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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 16 2013, 5:34 pm
the world's best mom wrote:
Is there anything in Tel Aviv?

Nope. Nothing there. Just empty land.


my first reaction as well ... nope / nada
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Sep 16 2013, 6:06 pm
last night I had the strangest dream

...I ever dreamed before... Music
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