What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ AlwaysThinking ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 2:56 am

How to plate tongue in sauce appetizer

I never knew tongue could even be appetizing to begin with, no matter how you plate it!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 8:43 am

Fun in ac?

Doesn't sound very fun to me. I like to be cool, but it doesn't seem very roomy or comfortable inside the air conditioner.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 11:50 am

Should a 12 year old have their own computer?

No, but possibly he or she should have his or her own computer.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 5:40 pm

What type of fridge do you have? Do you like it?

I have the type that keeps our food cold. I like it okay, though, if they could make a type that did other cool things (no pun intended), that would be nice too.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 6:04 pm

need easy recipe for cornbeef

One pot roast
One can of corn

Bake

Tongue Out

Lady Bug

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 6:16 pm

Fake cancer cures

I don't know why I keep reading this as "fake canker sores". Maybe because my mouth is full of them? (The real ones, not the fake ones)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 7:08 pm

Hatemywig wrote:

Where were you during your son's bris?

Touring the Grand Canyon

LOL!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 7:12 pm

DrMom wrote:

how to plate tongue in sauce appetizer

1. Place bowl of "sauce appetizer" (not sure what that is, but never mind) on your place setting.

2. Bend head forward at 90 degree angle so that you are facing the tabletop surface.

3. Lower head toward sauce appetizer with tongue extended outward. Insert tongue into bowl.

4. Continue until you are able to firmly insert tongue into sauce appetizer, lowering further until tip of tongue touches bottom of serving bowl.

...Oh, I thought it said "how to plant tongue in sauce appetizer."

ROFLMHO! THANK YOU DrMom for providing a great big belly laugh to end my day!

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 8:31 pm

Itchy Feet (in Pregnancy)

I saw this just after I finished reading the bedbugs thread, where a different poor pregnant amother got several bites on her feet.

I am posting here, rather than suggesting bedbugs to the OP of the other thread with itchy feet.

↑ kalsee ↓

Sun, Sep 01 2013, 11:58 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

Reminds me of the great clip by brian regan (can't access youtube right now, but check for "brian regan refrigerator shopping") .

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 02 2013, 7:05 am

White after Labor Day

White after Labor Day??? The mere thought! Yael, just how liberal are your acceptance policies?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 02 2013, 7:07 am

Dress shells

It would help if we knew what you were filling them with - beef or poultry, veg, grains? Cheese if you're going milchig? (In which case I bet you wear white after Labor Day too but it's that time of year, I'll be dlkz.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 02 2013, 8:11 am

Doughless Potato Knishes

a.k.a., mashed potatoes

In a similar vein:

Breadless egg salad sandwich = egg salad

pepperless stuffed peppers = chopped meat

etc.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 02 2013, 8:47 am

DrMom wrote:

Doughless Potato Knishes

a.k.a., mashed potatoes

In a similar vein:

Breadless egg salad sandwich = egg salad

pepperless stuffed peppers = chopped meat

etc.

Huh. And there I was wondering if we should set up a paypal account.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 03 2013, 1:59 pm

closing on a house

Zat is a hard sing to get. Maybe a burka would fit on ze house? Zat's ze only closing I can sink of zat might fit.

↑ mandr ↓

Tue, Sep 03 2013, 2:14 pm

There was a baby last night at the mikvah!!!
I didn't know babies have niddah too!

Industrial strength shaitel
Tried Home Depot?

How to decline hosting for a close friend
Send them a link to godaddy.com

Rosha Hashanah/ 3 day yom tov breakfasts!
A devilish breakfast indeed.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Sep 03 2013, 4:55 pm

There was a baby last night at the mikvah!!!

Not the best place for a water birth, IMHO.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 03 2013, 7:45 pm

There was a baby last night at the mikvah!

Would you have preferred a shark?