What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Aug 25 2013, 3:49 pm

Closet guy

I thought we weren't suppose to discuss alternative lifestyles here. Confused

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 25 2013, 6:56 pm

Brazilian wax in Baltimore

Do you think anyone in Brazil is ISO of info on a Baltimorean wax?

↑ rising hero ↓

Mon, Aug 26 2013, 11:33 am

Pareve Meatballs Recipe
It aint meatballs without the meat!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Aug 26 2013, 7:27 pm

"Jogging on our heads at crazy hours, wwyd?"

For starters, I'd wear a helmet.
Next, I'd probably join the circus -- sounds like an interesting acrobatics act.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 12:36 am

Loafers that accomodate orthotics?

I'm sick and tired of accommodating loafers. Mad

They should get a job and buy their own orthotics!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 2:01 am

Warm up frozen pizza (no microwave or toaster)

Put it on the radiator? Hold it between your legs?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 4:48 am

"congratulations on pregnancy... but NOT pregnant!"

In that case, congratulations on your expanding abdominal girth.

Cheers

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 1:09 pm

serving hot food second night - how?

Use potholders. Every night.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 1:11 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Warm up frozen pizza (no microwave or toaster)

Put it on the radiator? Hold it between your legs?

You, obviously (!), never dormed in yeshiva. Don't you know that irons are a necessary item to heat up food?

Edited to note that I see someone posted this on the original thread

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 1:27 pm

New York related Inquiries
brushing teeth and cutting nails..advice?

Yes, you should. Even in New York.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 3:41 pm

lkwdmommy wrote:

FranticFrummie wrote:

Warm up frozen pizza (no microwave or toaster)

Put it on the radiator? Hold it between your legs?

You, obviously (!), never dormed in yeshiva. Don't you know that irons are a necessary item to heat up food?

Edited to note that I see someone posted this on the original thread

First time my sis-in-law offered grilled cheese to my brother, he was extremely confused when she took out the iron to make it! My brother never dormed, but I guess my sis-in-laws father did!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 5:05 pm

lkwdmommy wrote:

FranticFrummie wrote:

Warm up frozen pizza (no microwave or toaster)

Put it on the radiator? Hold it between your legs?

You, obviously (!), never dormed in yeshiva. Don't you know that irons are a necessary item to heat up food?

Edited to note that I see someone posted this on the original thread

Never dormed, but I've been so poor that I've had my electricity cut off. I guess that's why my brain automatically went to nonelectric solutions.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 7:32 pm

Where were you during your son's bris?

Touring the Grand Canyon

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Aug 27 2013, 10:08 pm

What do you do with the chicken juice???

Hmmm, I guess adding it to yogurt smoothie is out...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 28 2013, 4:55 pm

pony wig with no bangs - possible?

Wow! Some people do live on the edge.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2013, 5:05 am

Advice for gym clothes that stink?

BURN THEM! Twisted Evil

↑ hadasa

Thu, Aug 29 2013, 8:11 am

My three year old calls me allll dayy!

Why are you letting him take his cell phone to playgroup?!?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Aug 29 2013, 4:39 pm

"How often do you call people to chat?"

Call to chat? Are you still using dialup?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Aug 30 2013, 4:12 am

What sort of recipes do you need?

The sort that tells you a list of ingredients with measurements, followed by instructions. Preferably in English. And preferably with delicious end results.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Aug 31 2013, 10:38 pm

how to plate tongue in sauce appetizer

1. Place bowl of "sauce appetizer" (not sure what that is, but never mind) on your place setting.

2. Bend head forward at 90 degree angle so that you are facing the tabletop surface.

3. Lower head toward sauce appetizer with tongue extended outward. Insert tongue into bowl.

4. Continue until you are able to firmly insert tongue into sauce appetizer, lowering further until tip of tongue touches bottom of serving bowl.

...Oh, I thought it said "how to plant tongue in sauce appetizer."