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↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 3:37 pm

What does this mean?? "I can only have c-sections"

It means she can't give birth vaginally, nor can she go to the cabbage patch or baby store. The stork is also out.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 4:02 pm

"Describe Your Bedtime Routine Please!"

well I try to eat something for dinner ... Spam

then I chill out watching tv ... ChillPill

then when I hear myself snoring, Sleep

I sleepwalk to my bed Yawn

alternatively I do none of the above & just plop on my bed at some unearthly hour say 6:30 pm & call it a night or is that a day [nobody can find me then]

↑ Marion ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 4:46 pm

"Need a carseat gemach in Yerushalayim"

I saw "need a car gemach..." and thought, yeah, me too! I have the seats and nowhere to put them!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 6:50 pm

"how to be a good shabbos guest?"

lemme guess ~ stay home !!!

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 6:51 pm

"how to be a good shabbos guest?"

come drunk Drunken Smile

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 19 2013, 8:37 pm

"Want to buy a shevy in Lakewood..."

didn't know she was for sale ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 1:15 am

"If you were sold a lemon, what did you do?"

I made lemonade Drunken Smile

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 3:13 am

"Describe Your Bedtime Routine Please!"

When I'm a niddah or when I'm a tehorah? Cool

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 3:15 am

"HELP! we were together all three vests I'm so scared"

All 3 vests together? Sounds hideous, but don't be scared; the fashion police can't actually put you in jail.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 3:17 am

"cold turkey weaning"

Give the poor bird a sweater, then worry about weaning it.

↑ cheese cake ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 9:40 am

I'm so fat! Please help me figure out why!

Ummm I'll take a guess. Maybe because you eat??

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 12:14 pm

Everyone keeps asking me for recipes

Wow. You must be a good cook! What are some of your favorites?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 12:34 pm

"want to change phone company"

I'm sorry ~ imamother no longer covers this service ...
please refer to your local yellow pages & let your fingers do the walking Peace sign

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 12:48 pm

"Can you help me find a jacket?"

you & my daughter both ... where did you lose the jacket ? well I hate finding lost things & sometimes it's even impossible ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 5:15 pm

"Belz Wedding"

wedding bells

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 5:20 pm

"Belz Wedding"

Hear the mellow wedding bells,
Golden bells!
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells!
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight!
From the molten-golden notes,
And an in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon!
Oh, from out the sounding cells,
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells!
How it swells!
How it dwells
On the Future! how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells,bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells!

edgar allan poe

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 7:10 pm

Hey, did I miss the word "tintinabulation"? As in "of the bells bells bells bells"? That's about all I remember, quoth the Fridge.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 7:13 pm

Did you have a boyfriend before you got married?

I suppose so - my chosson.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 8:52 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Hey, did I miss the word "tintinabulation"? As in "of the bells bells bells bells"? That's about all I remember, quoth the Fridge.

there are several verses ... the wedding one simply went with the belz wedding

Hear the sledges with the bells-
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 20 2013, 9:03 pm

"Taking finger..."

giving finger

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