What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 02 2013, 1:52 am

"What gift for families taking my kids while I'm away?"

The Presidential Medal of Freedom

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 02 2013, 11:05 pm

"Erev Y"T bought at BUZZ Heis PowerPump, dead as a doork"

Question

Did imamother install a random-word-generator function over Pesach?
Is this a game? Am I suposed to unscramble these words to make an intelligible sentence?

realeez

Wed, Apr 03 2013, 8:08 am

Defected sheitel

Was it made by the brand OTD?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 03 2013, 8:12 am

Defected sheitel, I want my $ back.

OP, you might be able to get your money back but you won't have hatzlacha in the future unless you figure out why the sheitel wasn't comfortable in your home. (Sorry, OP, hope your experience wasn't too painful.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Apr 03 2013, 8:37 am

"decent and easy to maintain pony"

They're all pretty much the same. Fresh water and grass+oats twice a day, maybe a carrot or two for a treat. Remember to brush their coat and take them for a trot around the pasture at least once a day. Also, sweep out the stall and keep it tidy!

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Wed, Apr 03 2013, 1:53 pm

» Healthy Cooking
Breakfast Cookies

Now that is what I would call an oxymoron!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 03 2013, 5:18 pm

What kind of linen on little boys' beds

Self-cleaning.

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 5:58 am

Help me save her shoes!!!

You should be more worried about her sole.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 6:38 am

Birthday gift for mommies

The birthday gifts I've recieved from my children included some digested food and snot on my clothing and floors, some tantrums, crying, hitting, screaming, fighting- and best of all, some hugs and smiles and pictures that say "I LUV YU MOMY!"

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 10:39 am

Bra fitting - Lakewood

Wow, now that's a large bra.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 10:49 am

Riverdale in a nutshell
1st reaction- Thanks for the warning. I know not to go there with my allergic ds.
2nd reaction- How small is riverdale that it can fit in a nutshell? Or how big is the nut that its shell is big enough for a whole neighborhood?

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 10:52 am

cuties' mom wrote:

Better in a nutshell than in a bra (like Lakewood!).

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Thu, Apr 04 2013, 10:52 am

"What on earth to do with money?"

If you are having such a hard time deciding, you should PM me and I will give you my contact information Wink

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Apr 05 2013, 10:37 am

DrMom wrote:

"Erev Y"T bought at BUZZ Heis PowerPump, dead as a doork"

Question

Did imamother install a random-word-generator function over Pesach?
Is this a game? Am I suposed to unscramble these words to make an intelligible sentence?

Must be the same story as this one:

what duplo lego swts dp ypyr kids like?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 2:23 am

"Cardio vs toning"

I read this as "Cardio vs stoning"

My initial reaction: Wow! Someone must really hate cardio workouts to have to ask this!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 7:03 am

chani8 wrote:

Help me save her shoes!!!

You should be more worried about her sole.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 8:31 am

PinkFridge wrote:

chani8 wrote:

Help me save her shoes!!!

You should be more worried about her sole.

Glad to see somebody 'got it'! Wink

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 10:48 am

Looking to buy life-size poster of the Kosel.

Wow, that's one big wall you have!

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 3:02 pm

Anyone use shaving cream in nostrils to remove hair?

You can put all the shaving cream you want, up your nose, but until you put a shaver there, nothing will happen!

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Apr 07 2013, 3:03 pm

some good advice

Darn. I was in the mood to give BAD advice. Twisted Evil