What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 7:56 am

Need company to send MM

Company makes it more fun but you're an adult--you can send your MM all by yourself.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 11:27 am

mailing to shaila to CH beis din

TFS

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 11:34 am

Secret ingredient
Music

" Its the Shabbos itself that gives cholent its fame say lekovod shabbos kodesh and put it on the flame"
Thank you Uncle Moishy for staying in my head when my kids aren't even home.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 12:11 pm

Change of life plans - need to adjust fast

Menopause is an adjustment, but unless it's brought on suddenly by surgery or an accident, you usually have a couple of years to adjust. Still, it's smart of you to plan ahead.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 12:19 pm

"Symposium om sheitel and hair - thoughts?"

Yes, my thought is:

I am not going to go to that symposium.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 2:10 pm

Under controversial topics:

violance against women (in general)

What is the controversy? Are there any posters on this site that are pro violence against women?

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Feb 19 2013, 2:36 pm

how and when to do mikvah prep with little kids

It's nice of you to be inclusive, but mikvah prep is not a together time activity.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 4:26 am

Under womens heath:

Housewife pillowcase

I thought this was like secretary spread and freshmen ten - some kind of body change for not being active.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 9:50 am

What to put in mishloach manos bag

1. Now I'm going out on a limb here but...food?
2. Depends. What's your theme?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 9:57 am

Why is a Purim poem needed with MM?

You will be relieved to know, lfi kol hadeios, it's not. As usual, do not rely on Rabbi Imamother and do call your local beis hora'a for verification.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 10:35 am

Which Shabbos dishes freeze well?

None that I know of. China, stonewear, glass, or even Correlle will almost certain break in the freezer. I recommend Rubbermaid, plastic bags or foil.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 10:48 am

Were you neglected as a child? Need advice

Advice on what? How to neglect your own children?

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What to put in mishloach manos bags?

Hm... Here's a novel idea. How about some mishloach manos?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 11:47 am

Under pregnancy and childbirth

monsey fidelis female!

A women in Monsey is pregnant and her insurance is fidelis!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 12:00 pm

He wants me to be skinny so what can he do?

Handcuff your arms behind your back so you can't get to food.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 12:35 pm

Nice drink for Purim seuda

Let's see... Wine, scotch, bourbon, vodka, arak...

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 4:26 pm

I think I'm haunted

Wrong religion, wrong holiday, wrong costume.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 6:40 pm

Leaving Yiddishkeit

Third in the series that began with Driving Miss Daisy and continued with Crossing Delancey.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 10:11 pm

"Helicopter parents- help!"

I recommend anti-aircraft missles.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 11:22 pm

Husband shrank my skirt!

Honey, I shrunk the kids

Shank bone?

Shrek?

blini ↓

Wed, Feb 20 2013, 11:36 pm

If you have nothing nice to say shut your mouth:

Where can I get that T-shirt?