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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 2:46 pm
How do you give tzedakah on Purim?

Cash, check or credit card.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 2:48 pm
MIL Has told the world... should I say something?

no need--MIL has done it for you
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 3:34 pm
What can I do to get my sweet dd back?

Pay the ransom.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 3:42 pm
Shnitzel in cholent

And whiskers on kittens
Bright copper sheitls and warm 'tato knishes
Brown paper shaloch manot without any theme
These are a few of my favorite things.
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 3:46 pm
Cream colored vases and crisp apple strudel
Doorbells that play music and cheese sauce on noodles
Very mild winters soon followed by spring
These are a few of my favorite things.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 5:06 pm
Are you a poet?

Don't I know it!
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 5:44 pm
When the baby screams
When the shvigger calls
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 9:49 pm
Girls in black dresses with blue satin sashes,
That's the best color cause it always matches
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 9:54 pm
While we're on the topic:
To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music." However, the lyrics of the song were deliberately changed for the entertainment of her "blue hair" audience....

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Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favourite things, And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 10:51 pm
penguin wrote:
Girls in black dresses with blue satin sashes,
That's the best color cause it always matches


Or ...

covering all from her toes to eyelashes
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  cookiecutter  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 10:59 pm
Patch or Nuvaring anyone?

No thanks, I'm good.
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zzzz




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 14 2013, 11:56 pm
Mazel Tov in the Kitchen

Oy Vey! how many of your dishes broke?!
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 12:20 am
"Did they stop having kosher baby meat on WIC?(NY)"

I didn't know babies were kosher.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 4:35 am
Under Intimacy :
Push off procedure ?

Okay, repeat after me:

"Not tonight, honey. I have a headache."
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 7:51 am
ALL Lakewood wives go home to make lunch for DH

(Disclaimer: intermediate reactions:)
- Isn't the word Lakewood superfluous? You mean we don't all? But you ladies passed the imamother screening test!

- Thanks a lot, Lakewood wives, but my DH doesn't live in Lakewood.
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  shalhevet  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 8:22 am
Cow Shalach Manos

Didn't you learn that shalach manos has to be food ready to eat?
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 10:31 am
DrMom wrote:
Under Intimacy :
Push off procedure ?

Okay, repeat after me:

"Not tonight, honey. I have a headache."


In all seriousness, every time I see that thread, I'm taken aback until I remember what it's about.
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  rising hero  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 10:37 am
"When are you turning over your kitchen?"

When am I - what?! You mean like upside down, right? Never! I mean, who would start unscrewing cabinets and turning over refrigerators now...
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  cookiecutter  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 11:58 am
"I'M ALIVE! BURICH HASHEM!!!"


ME TOO!!!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Feb 15 2013, 12:06 pm
What should I do with my graham cracker pie crust?

Fill it with something?
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