What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 9:19 am

mikvah after birth

Go before birth. It's much easier.

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 9:24 am

I would look better if I could afford it!

OK, but being nice is free!!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 2:51 pm

which bunny costume should I get?

The one that ISN'T the Playboy Bunny

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 3:11 pm

what goes with kugel? (for mm)

A rugel and a flugel (chicken wing),or, if milchik, a Yankee Doodle (Drake's brand creme-filled chocolate cupcake), the whole kit and caboodle embellished with a toy bugle.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 5:57 pm

Legal playgroup

Lawyers waiting for calendar call.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 22 2013, 10:02 pm

"Urgent - Please post where to locate silver piller candles!!"

Apparently we have diverging opinons on the definition of "urgent."

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 1:02 am

Manners & Etiquette:
"why can't I just say thank you?? banging head with hammer"

I believe the proper response when getting banged on the head with a hammer is "ouch!!!" not "thank you."

Monsey Mama ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 4:42 am

Under married life

Special opportunity TONIGHT!!

Your husband is in a good mood?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 8:03 am

Guest woke me up. Is this normal behaviour?

Well it is not normal spelling?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 8:15 am

Squishy wrote:

Guest woke me up. Is this normal behaviour?

Well it is not normal spelling?

It is in the UK.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 11:56 am

Hello! Is this a good place to start?

Uh, yeah. I can't imagine what would possibly come BEFORE "Hello".

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 12:06 pm

Sleepy S*x

I'm never going to look at Snow White the same way again.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 12:14 pm

How to clean up post intercourse?

Why are we discussing this again?!?! Here's the recap: some ppl use towels underneath and can't imagine why ppl wouldn't. Some ppl don't use towels and can't imagine why ppl would.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 10:05 pm

theoneandonly wrote:

And you'll have less to clean up if you use a black waterproof pad -- advertised in Ami magazine -- that you then stuff under your pillow afterwards and sleep on.

That's how we get babies; the sperm fairy leaves them under your pillow.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Jan 23 2013, 10:32 pm

DrMom wrote:

theoneandonly wrote:

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 24 2013, 10:52 am

chani8 wrote:

Humongous breasts out of nowhere!?

A new version of "The Blob!" Eeeekkk!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Thu, Jan 24 2013, 10:56 am

Newlyweds: No period since wedding

Guess there really are women who get married without knowing what a pregnancy test is...

↑ runninglate ↓

Thu, Jan 24 2013, 12:38 pm

Is it weird to buy maternity clothing when I'm not pregnant? No. But it would be very weird to wear them at that point.

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Jan 24 2013, 12:45 pm

Did you gain weight on the pill?

Less weight than I would've gained without it.