What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 11:37 am

"HOW AM I FINDING A HOUSE?!"

MAYBE YOU ARE PUTTING THE ADDRESS INTO GOOGLE MAPS AND FOLLOWING THE DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS?
DID I GUESS RIGHT?

(by the way, why are we shouting?)

↑ watergirl ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 11:38 am

Barbara wrote:

jaysmom wrote:

Lets talk about pre-plating

Lets talk about you-and-me

And I keep singing Salt 'N Pepa's Let's Talk About Z3x

And now I have that song in my head. Thanks.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 12:22 pm

DrMom wrote:

"HOW AM I FINDING A HOUSE?!"

MAYBE YOU ARE PUTTING THE ADDRESS INTO GOOGLE MAPS AND FOLLOWING THE DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS?
DID I GUESS RIGHT?

(by the way, why are we shouting?)

I AM FINDING THIS VERY FUNNY!!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 12:27 pm

BIG TZNIUS yetzer hara

At least your yetzer hara is tznius! My yetzer hara dresses sooooo untznius, that shameless temptress!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 1:56 pm

DH not motivated to go to school

Reminds me of this joke:
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

I guess you could change "son" to "DH"!

↑ jaysmom

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 2:50 pm

Barbara wrote:

jaysmom wrote:

Lets talk about pre-plating

Lets talk about you-and-me

And I keep singing Salt 'N Pepa's Let's Talk About Z3x

I'm right there with you. Haven't heard/thought of that song in ages, and now I can't get it out of my head.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 3:18 pm

Help with 4yo boy costume

A yarmulke, peyos, tzitzis, black pants, sneakers with velcro, a shirt with a collar. This will work if you want to dress as a 4yo frum boy.

↑ rising hero ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 4:15 pm

"what is a good topic to learn for a beginner?"

This one was a good one for quite a few of us: A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO P... Music

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 5:17 pm

Writing book - when involve publisher

Involve publisher when learn English.

↑ tissues ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 5:45 pm

Squishy wrote:

Writing book - when involve publisher

Involve publisher when learn English.

Good!

Can't stop laughing! LOL

↑ tissues ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 5:47 pm

Rutabaga wrote:

shanie5 wrote:

anyone in Monsey looking for a contractor...must read!

In:
New York related Inquiries

Monsey is not NY! NY means brooklyn, maybe manhattan, and far rockaway. You posted in the wrong section!

What about Queens, Staten Island, and the Bronx?

Doesn't NY mean NY state??? Just wondering...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 6:35 pm

tissues wrote:

Rutabaga wrote:

shanie5 wrote:

anyone in Monsey looking for a contractor...must read!

In:
New York related Inquiries

Monsey is not NY! NY means brooklyn, maybe manhattan, and far rockaway. You posted in the wrong section!

What about Queens, Staten Island, and the Bronx?

Doesn't NY mean NY state??? Just wondering...

Google the New Yorker New York poster. (I think that's enough to go on.) It'll clear things up.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 7:23 pm

Need to take CPR Class ASAP!!

Don't bother. The patient will be long dead by the time you are ready to help him.

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Jan 08 2013, 7:37 pm

"The Waterproof Pad"

As seen in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2013, 12:27 am

"Hurricane Sandy Victims-What did you get?"

Very, very wet.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2013, 6:25 am

"AS parents = AS child? Please answer"

I think the more common version of the expression is "LIKE parents, LIKE child"

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2013, 6:54 am

Need a birthday gift idea fast!

Okaymaybeyoucangethimanipad! There, was that fast enough? Or did his birthday pass while I was typing that?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2013, 8:20 am

bath and body works

I remember those days. Now I need something a little stronger than a bath to get my body working.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 09 2013, 8:26 am

"Girls name for yehuda leib"

Why would you want to call Yehudah Leib by a girl's name?