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imaima
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 Thu, Dec 20 2012, 6:30 am
| Barbara wrote: | Very painful muenstral cramps.
I'm sorry. I like muenster, too. But if it makes you ill, maybe you should try jarlsberg instead. |
Jaegermeister helps too!
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 9:09 am
Spermicide in Jerusalem
Frantic meeting in the Knesset: "Oof, I said PESTICIDE should be sprayed to deal with the mosquito problem you doofus..."
Last edited by B"H YOM YOM on Thu, Dec 20 2012, 7:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 10:52 am
Does uneducated = more frum?
Yeass!
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What's your favorite Shabbos day side?
My left.
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imasinger
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 1:26 pm
What goes with rivka?
Yaakov
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zaq
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 1:37 pm
What goes with rivka??
I dunno, she refused to tell me, but she sure has been acting weird of late. Maybe she's pg.
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zaq
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 1:38 pm
2-year-old dentures???
I should hope so. Those things are mucho expensivo, and they'd better last a lot longer than 2 years.
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zaq
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 1:55 pm
chicken soup out all night, is it ok?
Not at all. Ground that chicken soup for a month and dock its allowance.
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 3:14 pm
"what's your favorite shabbas day side?"
facing southwest ... this way I'm always in the sun 
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greenfire
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 5:15 pm
"we lost our pants!"
look up ... look down ... your pants are falling down
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tsiggelle
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 5:27 pm
'we lost our pants'
under 'finances'
did you have your wallet in there?
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 7:16 pm
Hypnobabies -how to get the books cheap
This may take some practice but try this: dangle pendulum in front of clerk. Tell him/her, you will give this customer the book for free. You will have no recollection of this conversation.
Good luck!
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greenfire
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 7:49 pm
"How to NOT get into debt?"
that's easy if you have no money to spend
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 9:56 pm
Abusive father growing up
It's about time
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 10:49 pm
In search of a new and exciting cookie
I think that's about as close as I'll get, adventure-wise, to Everest, too.
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jeweled
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Thu, Dec 20 2012, 10:51 pm
Good salary barely make ends meat.
Reminded me of cholent every time I saw it. (OP, I do totally sympathize with you).
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greenfire
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Fri, Dec 21 2012, 12:02 am
"has anyone gotten pregnant despite this situation?"
no ~ but I thought about it
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Fri, Dec 21 2012, 12:23 am
"Help me fatten up my 15 month old, please!"
I'd be glad to help. I have a few pounds to spare.
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Fri, Dec 21 2012, 1:26 am
"cravings - please share yours"
no way! these are mine! get your own!
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imaima
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Fri, Dec 21 2012, 4:31 am
| jeweled wrote: | Good salary barely make ends meat.
Reminded me of cholent every time I saw it. (OP, I do totally sympathize with you). |
yeah... good celery barley make ends meat
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