What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 8:06 pm

"What do you do about life insurance???"

I try not to die

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 8:22 pm

"Cravings- Please share yours..."

I crave ice cream & pickles & chocolate ... would love to share ... when are you picking me up

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 8:25 pm

"Need help with LA/ Vegas vacation"

tell me when to be packed & I'll gladly help

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 9:04 pm

Very painful muenstral cramps.

I'm sorry. I like muenster, too. But if it makes you ill, maybe you should try jarlsberg instead.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 10:13 pm

Can you Kasher a dishwasher?

Can you Kasher a dishwasher?
Can you save a microwave?
Can you pink the kitchen sink,
With soapy bubbles as you slave?

Can you squish upon a dish
All the sponges that you wish
While you render clean the blender
Break her not--or you must mend her.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 18 2012, 11:25 pm

"Can I freeze a cake with icing?"

Maybe, if it's a very thin cake and the icing is made with dry ice.

It would be easier to just pop the cake in the freezer.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 11:52 am

EMERGENCY! My SIL Needs a High End Bakery for Wedding cakes

Now, that's an emergency in my opinion. Because getting married without the highest end cake ever, found in the next few minutes, is too horrible to even think about. Rolling Eyes

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 11:55 am

Help Mikvah when DH out of town

Okay. Where does Mikvah live? What kind of help does she need while her DH is away?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 11:56 am

Do you reward your kid if they have a great report card?

Yes, they get a smile.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 11:59 am

Are you happy with your child's childcare?

No! Whenever my child tries to pick up the baby, I have to remind her that she's too young to take care of children. Adults should be doing the childcare.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 12:17 pm

where you shomer negiah (with dh) before you married?

Everywhere.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 12:35 pm

"Calling all Englishwomen- how to address a lord?"

dear god - it is I, margaret

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 12:39 pm

"Poached pears"

& a partridge in a pear tree ... Music

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 1:20 pm

how can I have the big 'o'

Hit and hold the shift button, then press O.

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 1:23 pm

you're making your daughter look lesbo

I think we know just the right shidduch for her...where is that son who looks gay??

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Dec 19 2012, 1:26 pm

At random or evenly spaced?

It's best to space evenly. Random spacing.......... takes....... up..................... so.......much

unnecessaryspace.................. and........................ ishard....................

to................................................. read.

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