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 Tue, Dec 18 2012, 10:33 am
| greenfire wrote: | "please help me write a letter allowing me to take my kid"
dear sir/madam:
I am the mother of said children [penelope, gertrude, bartholomew, mortimeyer, etc]. Being that I spewed them forth from my uterus I have no choice but to take them along on my vacation to the states. Their father is staying behind and refuses to watch them as he is but the sperm donor. I would much rather vacation alone & party all the time party all the time. As extenuating circumstances have it - the other relatives I.e. grandma and aunty g and aunty m would like to see if I'm doing a sufficient job mothering said offspring. Not to mention their little brats aka cousins would like to mingle with the afore-mentioned said children.
Kindly allow them through security - but if you keep them with the cargo there will be a tip at the end of the trip.
sincerely
yo'ma
yo'pa |
I actually feel like writing in the letter, I, my dh's name, not only allows, but encouraged my wife, yo'ma, to take our children out of the country for an extended amount of time. Something like that anyway.
BTW, I went to the states 5 times last year and by myself 2 of those times. The other times, only with the youngest.
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 11:28 am
"best doctor for nose job"
a doctor who knows the nose
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cuties' mom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 12:31 pm
My baby smells
Sorry, but nobody here is volunteering to diaper him. You'll have to get off the internet and change him yourself.
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 12:35 pm
| penguin wrote: | | Quote: | | "would you sue the name?" |
| Quote: | | I would sue & san the name - to make it complete |
Pls explain, I am obviously missing something here |
ever heard of the name susan 
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DrMom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 1:03 pm
"husband doesn't need what you do in the bedroom"
Well that's a relief, seeing as how I don't plan to doing what I do in the bedroom to your husband.
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 1:55 pm
att whoever made a wedding
Come clean it up right now and we'll say no more about it.
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 1:59 pm
"att whoever made a wedding"
don't bother - just elope
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DrMom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 2:31 pm
| PinkFridge wrote: | Grammar - Besides for
Besides for!!?
Slooowly, I turn, step by step, inch by inch... |
Niagra Falls!!!
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 4:23 pm
"2 gorgeous 38F nursing bras for sale!"
okay the title is not so funny - but if you click on the link inside op there is no choice but to laugh
nobody wants their boobys to look like a meringue mold let alone by cake lingerie
[back in the day I'd call them torpedoes but the world evolves]
http://www.mothersboutique.com......html
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 4:55 pm
| DrMom wrote: | | PinkFridge wrote: | Grammar - Besides for
Besides for!!?
Slooowly, I turn, step by step, inch by inch... |
Niagra Falls!!! |
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
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enneamom
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 5:02 pm
| imasinger wrote: | Would you use FS if you knew the cashier?
No, I'd leave FriedaSima alone. She's a busy working lady. |
You beat me to it!
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 5:06 pm
"for how long are you exhausted?" under Recovery, Postpartum Period
it's been 18 years since my last baby & I'm still exhausted 
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 5:13 pm
"How do you remember the pill?"
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PinkFridge
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 6:38 pm
Can't find streusel topping for challah - please help
Sorry I can't help you. Streusel topping for challah is not something you'll likely find at chez Fridge.
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Barbara
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 7:26 pm
Am I preg?
Yes. With quintuplets, who will be born on June 17, 2013. They will be born in the following order:
Moshe 4 pounds, 2 ounces
Menachem 4 pounds, 3 ounces
Leah 3 pounds, 8 ounces
Shlomo 3 pounds, 11 ounces
Dina 3 pounds, 4 ounces.
Anything else you want to know?
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 7:44 pm
Honey Chicken (Quick & Kosher)
I should HOPE it's kosher, considering where it's being posted.
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 7:44 pm
Honey Chicken (Quick & Kosher)
I should HOPE it's kosher, considering where it's being posted.
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sequoia
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 7:48 pm
| greenfire wrote: | "How do you remember the pill?"
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Love that song!!!
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greenfire
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Tue, Dec 18 2012, 7:51 pm
I'm sorry you are obligated to think of a better joke ... duh
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