What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 9:48 pm

zaq wrote:

Love it, enneamom!

Thanks! Coming from a poetess as accomplished as yourself, that is indeed high praise.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 9:49 pm

How do you snap your baby's onesie?? (really!!)

Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 9:59 pm

Looking to do chessed

Great. The broom is over there. The baby has a dirty diaper. The kids need a bath. Get busy.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 10:33 pm

"Does exposure to loud noise really affect ones hearing?"

WHAT ??? Question

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 10:39 pm

Tips for teachers

Show up on time
Know your material
Don't play favorites

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 03 2012, 11:17 pm

Do you think "I gotta post this on imamother later"

No. I think you posted it already.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 3:15 am

"Do's and don'ts for a meshulach"

I read this as "Do's and don'ts for a meshulash."

Do:
- make sure your angles add up to 180º
- have three sides
- remember Pythagoras, if you contain a right angle

Don't:
- forget that your three medians intersect at your centroid!
- neglect your external angles. As for any polygon, they will always add up to 360º!

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 9:07 am

Preschoolers
Nightmares

Oh yeah how they can sometimes be a nightmare. But when they're well behaved there's nothing more precious than them.

librarygirl

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 9:38 am

What did you gain from seminary in e"y?

10 pounds

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 11:34 am

Gefen Wonder Melts in Brooklyn?

Did someone throw water on Gefen Wonder or did Gefen Wonder fly too close to the sun?

theoneandonly ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 12:16 pm

looking for mini donut maker recipe

If you figure out how to make a mini donut maker, let me know! Sure would be cheaper than buying one!

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 12:42 pm

"Could I have a vaginal cold?"

As you wish, but they function better when at least room temperature.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 12:45 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Could I have a vaginal cold?"

As you wish, but they function better when at least room temperature.

I hate when they don't warm the speculum.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 12:46 pm

My DH is so cheap he.....

...... flies economy even though he is the richest man in Europe.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 1:55 pm

My DH is so cheap he.....

must be a Galitzianer!

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 4:34 pm

Wonderful Playgroup Has Openings!

Contact Mr. Ploni Almoni, pay cash. No questions about possible abuse are to be raised. Sorry, no refunds. Your kid will love it!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 5:07 pm

What do you consider real wealth?

Duh. Being happy with one's lot.
I should contradict chazal?

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 5:10 pm

How to do it?????

Please not another thread on the lube and gloves.

↑ B"H YOM YOM ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 5:43 pm

'Bosses wife was in an accident'

Even for those who do not hold of Cherem D'Rabbeinu Gershom-it is still only the man who can have more than one wife, not the other way around...

yo'ma ↓

Tue, Dec 04 2012, 5:50 pm

Do I have to sleep with my husband in one bed?

Well, I don't know how you would sleep with your husband in two beds. I'm trying to figure it out. Oh yes, I did this for my kids. I put two mattresses together and they slept with their heads on one mattress and their legs on the other. I don't think you would be comfortable, so I wouldn't recommend it.