What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 12:35 pm

"has anyone cut a shaitel by Miming?"

no - but I could put white make-up on my face & pretend

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 2:26 pm

Change "Date you last visited"

Admins, do what you want. Just don't do "90 minutes ago. Did you get anything done today?"

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 2:46 pm

Under Emotional health:

Monsey question

Boy lady you are really confused if you coming to this town for your emotional health.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 2:50 pm

Feeling grumpy

I sure hope you asked permission first. Those dwarfs can be kind of touchy.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 2:56 pm

What would you give up to own your own house?

Only money. I keep my first born.

↑ theprocastinator ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 3:36 pm

Gassy baby - what should I eliminate first?

If I had to choose between the two, I would eliminate the gas and keep the baby.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 3:41 pm

Creative people,how can I plate fudge beautifully for simcha

I saw some gorgeous disposable plates which look like china on the Party Pieces website. You can definitely fudge on having real china. It will look very elegant for your special occasion.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 3:46 pm

Need support. So much pain

Have you tried Playtex 18 hour comfort strap?

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 3:56 pm

"What would you give up to own your own house?"

I gave up the husband

↑ EvenI

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 3:59 pm

Creative people,how can I plate fudge beautifully for simcha

No need. I'll eat it faster than you can plate it.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 4:23 pm

ISO Whoopie blanket

Is that to match a whoopie cushion?

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 5:45 pm

"your easiest and/or best homemade dreidels"

roll out sugar cookie dough ~ use dreidel cookie cutters ... & eat

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 6:06 pm

OMG trolls everywhere

I'M HIDING IN THE CLOSET!!!

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 6:16 pm

Is this a backlash against tznius lectures

Tznius lectures always backfire!!

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 6:48 pm

in Recipes -- Weird Smelling Cranberry Sauce

Yummy, I think I'll go find that recipe! I love making weird smelling food and grossing out my family. They tell me I do it all the time.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 6:51 pm

Can I change Status now ?
(Under Niddah)

Whew--I thought that we had sunk to new lows of immodesty, with women posting their Niddah status on FB.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 7:05 pm

zaq wrote:

Can I change Status now ?
(Under Niddah)

Whew--I thought that we had sunk to new lows of immodesty, with women posting their Niddah status on FB.

yes there are new imamother guidelines - you must post your mental status as well as your nidda status

I'm proposing a pms status as well - so we know why one is b!tchy Twisted Evil

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 7:09 pm

greenfire wrote:

zaq wrote:

Can I change Status now ?
(Under Niddah)

Whew--I thought that we had sunk to new lows of immodesty, with women posting their Niddah status on FB.

yes there are new imamother guidelines - you must post your mental status as well as your nidda status

I'm proposing a pms status as well - so we know why one is b!tchy Twisted Evil

(of course, some of us don't have pms as an excuse; we're just naturally talented)

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 7:11 pm

greenfire wrote:

zaq wrote:

Can I change Status now ?
(Under Niddah)

Whew--I thought that we had sunk to new lows of immodesty, with women posting their Niddah status on FB.

yes there are new imamother guidelines - you must post your mental status as well as your nidda status

I'm proposing a pms status as well - so we know why one is b!tchy Twisted Evil

It would be interesting if we started cycling together.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 7:13 pm

Squishy wrote:

It would be interesting if we started cycling together.

I call alpha Queen