What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 7:46 pm

how can you get pregnant?

This is a forum for MARRIED women????

↑ observer ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 7:47 pm

"How can you get pregnant?"

I'm sorry, dear. but that's something you're going to have to handle without our help.... and isn't this forum for married women only?

abmom ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 8:15 pm

Recovery; postpartum period
How can you get pregnant?
Please recover and pass the postpartum period before becoming pregnant again!

↑ runninglate ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 8:42 pm

how can I get my period back? I don't know, but you can have mine.

IMHopinion ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 8:56 pm

Manners and etiquette
Please answer asap, Is this ok to ask my friend?

Asap.
There, I answered. No need to thank me.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Sep 23 2012, 9:29 pm

Attention Queens mothers! Please help if you can...

We already told you, the Queen's mother, aka the Queen Mother, is dead. And she only had one mother.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 2:13 am

"How/Where to sell an expensive Coat?"

Step 1: Find rich, cold person.

Step 2: Say, "Hey, wanna buy a coat?"

Step 3: Hand over coat & collect cash.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 6:49 am

Are all homeschoolers crunchy?

No. Many have a soft, gooey center. Butterscotch. Delicious.

AlwaysThinking ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 7:31 am

runninglate wrote:

how can I get my period back? I don't know, but you can have mine.

She can have mine as well. Seriously.

"do you find out or not?"

under pregnancy.

From what I've heard, most women find out they are pregnant at some stage of the pregnancy.

yiddishekup ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 12:19 pm

Know of a female high risk ob who delvers at

All of them delver too much...

enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 12:33 pm

Middle name for Ruchel

Maybe you should ask her opinion before giving her a middle name? She's been just Ruchel on this site for quite awhile, and it seems to suit her fine...

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 12:47 pm

Teaching 2nd graders its ASSUR for Mommy to be outside in a.

Car? Epileptic fit? Straitjacket? Skydiving suit? Double stroller? Mickey Mouse costume? Pair of tefillin?
The possibilities for finishing this sentence are just too deliciously endless to resist.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 12:53 pm

BTW, did I miss the siyum for the first Immediate Reactions thread, or was it a nonevent?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 12:56 pm

enneamom wrote:

BTW, did I miss the siyum for the first Immediate Reactions thread, or was it a nonevent?

We maxed out the thread, so we had to start a new one.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 1:00 pm

DrMom wrote:

enneamom wrote:

BTW, did I miss the siyum for the first Immediate Reactions thread, or was it a nonevent?

We maxed out the thread, so we had to start a new one.

No celebrations? Fireworks? Anything?

Bounce

Better late than never!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 4:05 pm

How To Get IV For YK In Spring Valley, NY Neighborhood

Try going thru a shadchan who knows both IV and YK from Spring Valley

Happy18 ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 4:09 pm

DrMom wrote:

enneamom wrote:

BTW, did I miss the siyum for the first Immediate Reactions thread, or was it a nonevent?

We maxed out the thread, so we had to start a new one.

Does anyone else think its strange that a thread can be maxed out?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 5:01 pm

Happy18 wrote:

DrMom wrote:

enneamom wrote:

BTW, did I miss the siyum for the first Immediate Reactions thread, or was it a nonevent?

We maxed out the thread, so we had to start a new one.

Does anyone else think its strange that a thread can be maxed out?

Not really. 460 pages is an awful lot and must take significant resources to retrieve. If you had a paper file that thick, you'd start a second folder, too.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Sep 24 2012, 5:06 pm

Maayan -- thoughts?

Its spelled MAYAN. And I most definitely do not believe that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on December 21. Although it would explain the death of d!ck Clark, taken because he was no longer needed on New Year's Eve.