What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ milchigs

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 7:46 pm

"Two women accused of illegaly receiving foodstamps"

Could be because the word women is right above the word food, or because this was right under the 'I'm a wooden post' thread, or I'm just plain tired, but I keep reading this as 'two wooden posts accused of illegally receiving food stamps'. Whatever, it was funnier when I was thinking it embarrassed

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 8:09 pm

"You can leave your baby to cry, scientists say"

Thank you, scientists. Next time she starts crying, I'd like to invite you to my house and listen to her. I'll be out shopping.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 8:11 pm

You can leave your baby to cry, scientists say

Can I at least take a box of tissues with me?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 8:19 pm

When are you cooking everything???

Never. I never, ever cook everything. On principle.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 9:42 pm

help, I dont know how to freeze things!

I know it's extremely difficult. Here are some step by step directions.

1- Open your freezer door.
2- Put food inside (or anything else you want to freeze).
3- Close the door.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 9:45 pm

Y"T ideas for tired, nauseuos pregnant women

Go to a hotel for Y"T.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 9:50 pm

Lechatchila Ariber wrote:

: Sun, Nov 09 2008, 1:11 am Post subject: re: What is your immediate reaction to thread titles

Wow this thread is still running strong. Little did I know when I posted my thoughts on thread titles how it would take off. This must be my most successful thread yet!
Now what a claim to fame to have

And this was on page 70 of the thread!

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 9:58 pm

we need to protect our daughters.

Music

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too
Music

↑ enneamom

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 10:35 pm

Can cats and rabbits live together?

Well there is that famous story about R' Elya Lopian and the cat...oh you wrote rabbits, not Rabbis.

cbsmommy ↓

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 10:38 pm

"I think I'm done" ...

...With being on imamother?

Say it ain't so!

↑ cbsmommy

Tue, Sep 11 2012, 10:40 pm

"foolproof gefilte fish recipe?"

Defrost 1 loaf of anger's gefilte fish. Cook according to package directions.

If that's too tricky...
Open a jar.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 6:31 am

ISO of exact recipe for minute steak in a crockpot

OK, since this is immediate reactions I have to say that the delightful oxymoron of Crockpot Minute Steak led to the creation of the Band Name thread ;-)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 9:55 am

What to do if I go into labor on RH?

I'd suggest having the baby then rather than trying to put it off.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 9:57 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Or maybe she meant a "my-nyoot" steak, as in a child-sized portion. No point booting up the big broiler for that!

↑ lkwdmommy

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 10:19 am

What to do if I go into labor on RH?

Check into the hospital.

↑ AlwaysThinking

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 10:27 am

"forced to wear less than we want???"

I was happy that wasn't in the intimacy section. What with brazilians, lingerie, choice of PJs and all the other topics, I could just imagine someone who had something against wearing their birthday suit!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 11:10 am

Carrot Kugel, anyone?

Yes, thank you, I'd love some!

↑ ewa-jo

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 12:10 pm

"What to do if I go into labor on RH?"

PUSH!!!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 4:34 pm

What do you take for a headache?

A break from my kids.

↑ imasinger

Wed, Sep 12 2012, 5:13 pm

Can I Use Defrosted Milk?

I generally find that it is easier to drink defrosted as opposed to frozen.