What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 3:00 pm

Anyone give birth in NYU? How is it?

The baby is doing well thank you.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:30 pm

"Don't knw all thw shortcuts being used here" ~ in the sholom bayis section

shortcuts & sholom bayis don't go hand in hand

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:40 pm

yy wrote:

frustrated with my bosch

Jusht tell him, "Lishen, bosch, I need a raish. And I want you to shtop telling me what to do, and shtop ashking me to go to ushlesh meetingsh." Be reshpectful but ashertive. If nesheshary, shtart looking for employment elshwhere.

yy wrote:

Gosh, now I can go to sleep happy!

In the immortal words of Sally Field...

of course we like you both Applause

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:43 pm

if u live in monroe and give birth

Is this a frum version of "if you give a moose a muffin"?

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:46 pm

PLEASE help, ob/gyn in Brooklyn, NYC.

I will be glad to help. What is the Dr's problem?

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:49 pm

Please share favorite homemade chummas.

Me to. Me to. I want some also.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:59 pm

hook, line & phone zex

Companion volume to Zex, Lies and Videotape.
A tale of kinky fishing enthusiasts.

↑ Frenchfry

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 9:15 pm

Wedding soon after due date

...And I thought this was a frum site

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 9:31 pm

Do I need to wash the baby's clothes?

No reason to, whatsoever. Spit up and vomit (etc.) have a delightful smell, which only gets better the longer it's not washed.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 9:32 pm

Hot Peg Perego car seat

This is illegal and it is very inappropriate to advertise stolen merchandise on a frum site.

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↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 10:12 pm

"I know email and Imamother: What other sites/things internet"

there's [filth] but please don't tell your husband Twisted Evil

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 10:19 pm

happy mom1 wrote:

Do I need to wash the baby's clothes?

No reason to, whatsoever. Spit up and vomit (etc.) have a delightful smell, which only gets better the longer it's not washed.

This is very funny.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 11:10 pm

zaq wrote:

hook, line & phone zex

Companion volume to Zex, Lies and Videotape.
A tale of kinky fishing enthusiasts.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 11:25 pm

"Fear of discovering that friend/neighbor is your mikvah lady"

An extremely rare phobia, found primarily among observant Jewish women.

I believe the closest known clinical term is aquagymnophobia (fear of being naked in water).

This same population is also at risk for chromophobia (fear of bright colors), chaetophobia (fear of hair), and androphobia (fear of men).

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 8:30 am

"Dr. Baruch (E"Y)"

who died [I really think it says bde everytime I see it]

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 9:09 am

"Do You Discuss Your BC with your mother?"

Why yes, we were just discussing the possibility of planning a family vacation in British Columbia next summer. Got any tips for kosher restaurants?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 10:11 am

"What to do with so many onions?"

Have you tried juggling?

How about bacce?

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 10:14 am

"What to do with so many onions?"

cut them open & have a good cry Teary Eyed

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 10:41 am

"What can I serve with"

The gedolim have paskened that it is ossur to serve!!

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Wed, Jul 18 2012, 10:47 am

"How many newborn size diapers will I go through?"

I've heard of women still fitting into their sheva brachos clothes, but newborn size? Wow! How does she do it? (I will refrain from asking why she's still in diapers; that's TMI for me.)