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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 8:42 am
"most reliable type of spermicide? please ASAP"
Spackle. That oughta do the trick.
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 9:16 am
yy wrote: | 2 cholents, one crockpot
New reality TV show (crockpot has to choose which cholent it wants to cook)? |
Ah, it's Moshiach's times: Two Cholents, One Crockpot is actually the heartwarming sequel to One People, Two Worlds.
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:04 pm
Fear of discovering that friend/neighbor is your mikvah lady
Vicino-mivkvo-phobia?
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:10 pm
Should I be standing up for DH or validating kids' feelings?
So now we have a new halacha from bais din tzedek d'imamother: standing up for DH when he comes into the room. Great one for controversy. Let the games begin!
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:16 pm
enneamom wrote: | Should I be standing up for DH or validating kids' feelings?
So now we have a new halacha from bais din tzedek d'imamother: standing up for DH when he comes into the room. Great one for controversy. Let the games begin! |
I thought it was about amother standing up when her husband entered the room; but her kids figured out he was a jerk and did not deserve respect.
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:16 pm
candyheart wrote: | Baked gefilte fish recipe covered or not?
and the soon to follow spinoff: Exposing gefilte fish can bring.... |
what you wish was covered in your childbirth class
The tznius police are on the rampage lately
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:21 pm
Meshulach won't take money from my hand
Some species are naturally very shy. Best to put the food, or whatever lure you are using, gently on the ground, move a safe distance away, and gradually ease up to them once they see you're not a threat. Be sure not to make any sudden movements. You'll have them eating from your hand in no time.
I've never heard of a creature that's attracted to money, though. Maybe a raccoon or a magpie?
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 4:58 pm
"Running into women you know at the mikvah"
Ouch.
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:03 pm
"Do you believe in home alarms?"
Ani maamin...
Last edited by chani8 on Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:15 pm; edited 1 time in total
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:05 pm
"Sunday outings in NYC with a toddler"
First stop: drop toddler off at babysitter
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:07 pm
"Selling My Bugaboo Cameleon!!!"
You call a cameleon, "Bagaboo"?
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:08 pm
"Are internet & cell phones a necessity in this day and a"
She couldn't complete her sentence because her land line got cut off. . .
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:14 pm
"Nobody knows what really goes on inside a marriage. Butt out"
...Stomach in. Chest up.
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leomom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:18 pm
chani8 wrote: | "Are internet & cell phones a necessity in this day and a"
She couldn't complete her sentence because her land line got cut off. . . |
ha
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:52 pm
chani8 wrote: | "Running into women you know at the mikvah"
Ouch.
"Do you believe in home alarms?"
Ani maamin... |
OMG!
Chanie8, I was just going to post these 2 reactions, in this exact order! Except to the "ouch" I was going to add something about not running on slippery surfaces...
Are you a mind reader?
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:56 pm
yy wrote: | frustrated with my bosch
Jusht tell him, "Lishen, bosch, I need a raish. And I want you to shtop telling me what to do, and shtop ashking me to go to ushlesh meetingsh." Be reshpectful but ashertive. If nesheshary, shtart looking for employment elshwhere. |
It would be only fair to officially present YY with an "enny" (enneamom) award in light of her sidesplitting post. Congratulations, and do continue to entertain us with your superlative wit, please.
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chani8
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 5:59 pm
enneamom wrote: | chani8 wrote: | "Running into women you know at the mikvah"
Ouch.
"Do you believe in home alarms?"
Ani maamin... |
OMG!
Chanie8, I was just going to post these 2 reactions, in this exact order! Except to the "ouch" I was going to add something about not running on slippery surfaces...
Are you a mind reader? |
And now that I beat you to it, I can put my crystal ball away and go to bed. (But put some good ones here for me to read with my coffee in the morning.)
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 6:23 pm
chani8 wrote: | And now that I beat you to it, I can put my crystal ball away and go to bed. (But put some good ones here for me to read with my coffee in the morning.) |
I'll do my best
How do we keep our kids from going OTD ?
I guess you could lock them up in a cage and swallow the key, but short of that you probably can't keep them from going off any derech they want...
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 6:28 pm
re; who wants to be "Pinchas?"
OOOOOH are we doing a play? Can I be Moshe Rabbeinu? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
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enneamom
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Sun, Jul 15 2012, 6:29 pm
I have justified road rage
You have? What a breakthrough! Until now I had thought road rage was completely unjustified.
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