What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 7:37 am

How does your household help organize your toys?

My household knows better than to touch my toys, much less help organize them.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 7:41 am

inappropriate cheer

Cheer is appropriate in most circumstances except when at funerals, shiva houses and automobile accidents.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 8:32 am

"Baking with Stevia in the Raw"

Is this the Naked Chef's sister?

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 9:10 am

DA's birth...longwinded, sorry

Well, OBVIOUSLY the story of the birth of any lawyer, much less a District Attorney, is bound to be long winded.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 9:34 am

Barbara wrote:

DA's birth...longwinded, sorry

Well, OBVIOUSLY the story of the birth of any lawyer, much less a District Attorney, is bound to be long winded.

My reaction was, if she knows so many details about the DA's birth, something professional's not going on and recusal or replacement might be in order.

BTW, I eventually opened the thread. Mazel tov!

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 9:44 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Barbara wrote:

DA's birth...longwinded, sorry

Well, OBVIOUSLY the story of the birth of any lawyer, much less a District Attorney, is bound to be long winded.

My reaction was, if she knows so many details about the DA's birth, something professional's not going on and recusal or replacement might be in order.

You both are brilliant. Thanks for the clarification on the "DA". I kept wondering why she would be telling her Dear Aunt's birth story.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 9:49 am

Then again, it could have about the next most logical thing: the birth of the DA hairdo. (And you'll have to go to Mr. Google to find out what that stands for, sorry kids.)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 10:09 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Then again, it could have about the next most logical thing: the birth of the DA hairdo. (And you'll have to go to Mr. Google to find out what that stands for, sorry kids.)

LOOOL! You must be of my generation, though to tell the truth, I'd never heard of this till my dh clued me in some years ago.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 11:11 am

What do you do with your sons bar mitzvah money?
I went all out and got myself a good mani, pedi, facial and massage. Still wondering why my son is mad...
Think I should have shared some with him?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 11:44 am

zaq wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Then again, it could have about the next most logical thing: the birth of the DA hairdo. (And you'll have to go to Mr. Google to find out what that stands for, sorry kids.)

LOOOL! You must be of my generation, though to tell the truth, I'd never heard of this till my dh clued me in some years ago.

Vicariously, through Happy Days, etc.

And Happy Mom 1, you would have been responsible for a new keyboard had I read this during coffee break (as opposed to now, when I have absolutely no excuse to be drei'ing).

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 11:58 am

happy mom1 wrote:

What do you do with your sons bar mitzvah money?
I went all out and got myself a good mani, pedi, facial and massage. Still wondering why my son is mad...
Think I should have shared some with him?

Well, at least your DS wasn't using his bar mitzvah money on a mani, pedi, and facial.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 12:03 pm

Barbara wrote:

happy mom1 wrote:

What do you do with your sons bar mitzvah money?
I went all out and got myself a good mani, pedi, facial and massage. Still wondering why my son is mad...
Think I should have shared some with him?

Well, at least your DS wasn't using his bar mitzvah money on a mani, pedi, and facial.

Yea, especially since he's two years old.

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 12:32 pm

"Anyone pay their mortgage bi monthly?"

Yes, but the bank sends me nasty notes when I do that.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 12:35 pm

Do you feel stupid when you realise

I feel stupid when I don't.

Henna12 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 1:25 pm

I have never opened this thread until now and am now laughing so hard I am crying! At my desk at work...hoping noone notices!! lol

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 1:33 pm

"Where can we go for the weekends?"

Israelis ask, "What's a weekend?"

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 1:35 pm

Isreal attractions...

It's "ARE real attractions," and WHAT are real attractions? I need to know. I don't want to end up at a fake attraction, Heaven forfend.

Oh, you mean ISRAEL attractions....

↑ chocolate chips

Tue, Jul 10 2012, 6:44 pm

" Baking with Stevia in the Raw"

I read this as:
Bathing with Steven....and thought is that a book or is someone having an affair?!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Wed, Jul 11 2012, 6:29 am

Magic beans giveaway

Ooooo! I can really use that! What does it do?
Grows a beanstalk to your new fortune?
Makes you a mean cholent once a week?