husband and wife, lol

Roots

Mon, Jul 02 2012, 4:44 am

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my
nice body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor

Hashemlovesme

Mon, Jul 02 2012, 6:03 am

sorry, but I don't think these are very funny. (they may be true though....)
when ppl make fun of serious things it makes them take that important thing less seriously.