What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, May 08 2012, 7:03 pm

Is red pas nisht?

What kind of yiddish is this?

-is to speak not proper?

-it's spoken, not proper?

-It is said: "Not Proper"?

Such fascinating usage.

↑ mosma

Tue, May 08 2012, 8:50 pm

"can an ashkenazi girl wear a chamsa necklace"

reading too quickly, I thought it said chamas, so the answer would be, no I don't think any jews should wear a chamas necklace.

then again, I also saw the latest post by enneamom and spent a few seconds wondering why someone would name themselves "enema mom" before I re-read the name, so maybe I just need some sleep. or new glasses.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, May 08 2012, 10:53 pm

mosma wrote:

then again, I also saw the latest post by enneamom and spent a few seconds wondering why someone would name themselves "enema mom" before I re-read the name, so maybe I just need some sleep. or new glasses.

You are not the first! (But I hope the last)

↑ observer ↓

Tue, May 08 2012, 11:22 pm

[Sorry if this has been posted before- I haven't kept up.]

"How to say goodbye to a babysitter"
...um...'Goodbye'?

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 6:11 am

Son ripping his pants CONSTANTLY

Give him magazines to shred instead.

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 6:11 am

Any way to teach how to poop sitting down?

By example!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 6:20 pm

Advice: Help him or let him drown...
Quick! What are you waiting for??
Well, actually if your waiting for responses from imamothers it's quite obvious what your decision is. so sad... Sad

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 7:48 pm

Infantino mai tai sash

Put an exclamation point at the end and it's clearly something said right before chopping the wood board in half. (And if it were a name for a rock band, you can be sure that would be their signature activity ala bat-head biting.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 9:46 pm

Natural looking - FALL

Oy, are you okay?
Or, you might want to try colors like yellow, red, orange, green.

What to do with three mangoes

Duh - juggle!

↑ thankyou ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 11:46 pm

Can't find the thread now but the title went something like-
" giving baby gift to sister who can't ...".
I totally read it as giving your baby as a gift to your sister who can't...( have kids).

↑ Frenchfry ↓

Wed, May 09 2012, 11:55 pm

And I read that one as "giving a gift to baby sister who can't reciprocate"

Yeah, she's a bit young

↑ grace413 ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 2:55 am

PinkFridge wrote:

There's a rock band that bites bat-heads? I really did not need to know this.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 2:58 am

grace413 wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

There's a rock band that bites bat-heads? I really did not need to know this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tYv7RWQfzc

Heard he had to get a rabies shot after that stupid depraved stunt.

↑ grace413 ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 3:07 am

DrMom wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tYv7RWQfzc

Heard he had to get a rabies shot after that stupid depraved stunt.

I'll pass, thanks.

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 6:42 pm

What do with 3 mangos?
Juggle?

ETA - sorry, I didn't see the previous posts...

↑ boysrus ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 7:14 pm

'where is the fire today in lakewood NJ?"

oy gevalt! was anyone hurt?

↑ boysrus ↓

Thu, May 10 2012, 11:10 pm

'considering nursing'

yes, I really think you should, it is really the best milk for your baby'

(didn't notice it was in the working women's forum - about the nursing profession!)

↑ chani8 ↓

Fri, May 11 2012, 3:10 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Infantino mai tai sash...

That is surely a magical curse that turns your enemy into a 'baby, tied up by a sash'!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, May 11 2012, 6:44 am

coloring advice/experiences needed : )

Get a box of crayons or markes, and some paper or a coloring book, and begin. Make sure you color in the lines.