What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 3:03 pm

Yodel making tips

1. Wait until Jets are playing Oakland.

2. Make sure NBC switches to movie Heidi with one minute to go.

3. Oakland will now score two touchdowns in the last minute to win the game.

3. Football fans will yodel along with Heidi's grandfather in the Alps.

↑ boysrus ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 9:19 pm

'Do you think my cake will flop?'

Sorry, I am not a prophet, I do not have ruach hakodesh!

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 9:22 pm

boysrus wrote:

'Do you think my cake will flop?'

Sorry, I am not a prophet, I do not have ruach hakodesh!

LOL! But seriously, do you think it will? It seems like all the baking experts are asleep already!

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 9:41 pm

And along those same lines, boysrus:

I need help?

I should know if you need help? Vat, a prophet you tink I am? Oy, Mammele, a shande it's not, to admit you need a little help now and then!

momoftwo2

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 10:57 pm

Water birth anyone?

No thanks I recently gave birth

↑ hadasa ↓

Fri, Apr 27 2012, 3:20 am

Oy, I seriously have to remember not to open this thread in public places. People might look askance at me laughing uncontrolably at my phone. LOL at the last few pages!!!

"Stocking freezer for after baby"

do anti-varicose vein stockings really need to be stored in a special freezer?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Apr 27 2012, 11:17 am

I was told skinny jeans are untznius? why?

I don't know why. It makes no sense. All of my jeans are 100% Tzniusdig, and so are my tank tops and bikinis...

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 29 2012, 12:55 pm

"Do I HAVE to get an exterminator?"

No, you can let those roaches continue on their merry way, if that's what you really want....

↑ bluebird ↓

Sun, Apr 29 2012, 9:33 pm

"Sorry, you aren't jewish spinoff"
"Sorry you aren't Jewish spinoff"

Punctuation and stress can make such a difference.

Sorry, you aren't jewish spinoff.
Sorry you aren't jewish, spinoff.
Sorry you aren't, jewish spinoff.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Apr 30 2012, 5:20 am

Phil and Ted Promenade vs. Bugaboo Chameleon

Wasn't that on Worldwide Wrestling the other night?

↑ Frenchfry ↓

Mon, Apr 30 2012, 5:24 am

"Going off bc. Now what?"

Um, did you learn the facts of life?

sunny90 ↓

Mon, Apr 30 2012, 9:33 am

Quote:

dh doesn't want me to send to a babysiter

I read it at first as "dh doesn't want to send me to a babysitter"
Well, I should hope not! If you still need a babysitter, why the heck are you married and on imamother?

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Apr 30 2012, 10:29 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Phil and Ted Promenade vs. Bugaboo Chameleon

Wasn't that on Worldwide Wrestling the other night?

....and I was thinking that in the 80s they were going on excellent adventures, and now they've sold out and are making baby products....

ok, I'm dating myself here....

↑ boysrus ↓

Mon, Apr 30 2012, 11:24 am

'looking for the perfect Rav'
sigh, sigh, sigh
no such thing as perfect, sorry honey

(saying that, I DO hope the Op finds a rav who can really help her, I do feel bad laughing about the title embarrassed

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 8:30 am

"Potentially moving to Staten Island ..Where to send kids?"

How about San Francisco?

↑ CatLady ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 12:18 pm

"Feel like I need to run away"

....I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 12:20 pm

CatLady wrote:

Oooh, Soft Cell. 80s one-hit wonders. Good song.

↑ StrongIma ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 12:23 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Potentially moving to Staten Island ..Where to send kids?"

How about San Francisco?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 8:55 pm

I am so boringly unopinonated.

I'll give you some of mine! Wink

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, May 01 2012, 10:13 pm

» Pregnancy
How many sizes am I going to go up??

The sky's the limit, hon!