What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Mar 12 2012, 9:47 pm

Eating for your blood type.
Dressing for your body type.

What I think we really need is a Dressing for Your Blood Type forum.

↑ boysrus ↓

Mon, Mar 12 2012, 11:27 pm

'how do you dress you kids?'

this made me think we were being asked how we dress ourselves and I wondered why the OP was being so strange as to call us kids instead of ladies or similar! (The word your is missing the last letter, spelling 'you')

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Mar 13 2012, 11:07 pm

How do you dress you kids?

I thought of the British tailor asking a man how do you dress. The tailor wants to know whether the man dresses to the right or the left.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Mar 14 2012, 2:13 pm

"ISO Store-bought Mac-n-cheese recipe!"

1. Go to store.
2. Buy mac-n-cheese.
3. Cook as per instructions on box.

↑ MGmom ↓

Wed, Mar 14 2012, 2:32 pm

They're coming........!!! (aliyah related topics)

Seiously? The brits to isreal?

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Mar 14 2012, 2:49 pm

Place That Delivers Fruit Basket to had Nof

why would you insist on delivering a fruit basket to someone who's had 'nuff?

↑ CatLady ↓

Wed, Mar 14 2012, 3:49 pm

Meatloaf Too Salty - What To Do?

Uhmmm, see if Itunes has a clean version?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Mar 14 2012, 4:54 pm

CatLady wrote:

Meatloaf Too Salty - What To Do?

Uhmmm, see if Itunes has a clean version?

Not that I keep track (now that would be creepy, yes?) but I'm sure you're contributions here have made me smile at least two out of three times. Not bad.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Mar 15 2012, 9:17 am

Please help me with my crazy 6 year old SIL.

Well, maybe that's what you get for marrying off your DD so young.
(Seriously, I haven't opened the thread but hope you get answers.)

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Mar 15 2012, 2:30 pm

Emett (baby names)

Wow, Miriam Adahan is on Imamother (and wants to name a baby after her book???)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Mar 15 2012, 4:16 pm

"Adult Doctor"

Anyone but Doogie Hauser.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Mar 16 2012, 9:06 am

Posted under FASHION

Sick help

I thought she wanted help with something to wear while she recovers.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sat, Mar 17 2012, 10:20 pm

Gefilte Fish EMERGENCY!

HELP! My Gefilte fish stopped breathing! I think he's dying!

↑ sequoia ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 2:50 am

need for a 60-80 pound child - can fit in a SMALL car trunk

shock

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 2:57 am

"Year Round Glass Dishes on Pesach"

They should still be round when Pesach comes.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 8:22 am

Do you have the Mamas and Papas Urbo?

Hm, which record is it on?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 8:24 am

'how do you dress you kids?'

New color war cheer:

How do you dress your kids?
In clothes clothes clothes!
How do you use a tissue?
To blow your nose nose nose!
How do you like your cookies?
Sweet sweet sweet!
How do you like the other team?
BEAT BEAT BEAT!

Beat, beat, beat the other team....

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 10:28 am

Ideas for making seder kid happening

Let's do teshuva and maybe this Nissan will see the true geula!

Fanks N blanks.

Never had them. What are they?

Matzos (under recipe collection)

Trust me, buy them, don't make them. Especially now.
And if you're the creative type, you can't put in anything besides flour and water now. Wait till after Pesach.

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 11:13 am

[quote="sequoia"]need for a 60-80 pound child - can fit in a SMALL car trunk

shock

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I was coming to say the same thing.

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Sun, Mar 18 2012, 1:52 pm

How to make negative people go away.

Well, I'd start by telling them to go. Then I would read them Marvin K. Mooney. Then I would say abracadabra. Poof!