What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chatz

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 10:36 am

"Does baby formula go bad?"

This is a Far Side comic waiting to happen.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 11:48 am

chatz wrote:

"Does baby formula go bad?"

This is a Far Side comic waiting to happen.

OMGoodness! It's the Mayo vs. the Formula! Duck, everyone! (Or is it cow?)

↑ iluvy ↓

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 6:59 pm

BT seeks whole grain challah teacher.

Okay, personal ads are getting more specific all the time, but this is ridiculous.

↑ bluebird ↓

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 11:59 pm

Halachah or Chumrah

Worst game show ever.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 9:51 am

Under the Pregnancy board:
"Do you reveal your gender? If yes, to whom?"

1. Never! I am "Pop", the Swedish baby being raised genderless.

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.....cret/

(Note: the word "relations" in the link should be replaced.)

2. Once I'm visibly pregnant, most people kind of figure out I'm female.

↑ mommyla ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 11:11 am

Did you get an Episiotomy or Tear? Are you Happy?

Oh, yeah, totally! That was the best part of the whole birth!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 11:18 am

after school super....ideas

I think most supers work full time. I don't think anyone is a super just after school.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 11:44 am

DrMom wrote:

LOL...

↑ ally ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 11:56 am

Help w/ lamad tes malachos. Need frum lady threshing crops

I would love to see some real pictures of frum ladies threshing crops. It would be a nice career choice and change from teacher/secretary/OT/ST..

↑ leah66 ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 2:36 pm

Do you reveal your gender? If yes, to whom?

They wouldn't let me join this forum until I admitted to being a woman.

little_mage ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 5:06 pm

I keep thinking the one about Rommey rapping says "raping" (and obviously that wouldn't be something to joke about...)

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 10:06 pm

All my white laundry turned pink.

Rachel Green joined Imamother! (I guess Yael let since her dh is Jewish Wink

)

In case no one gets that... Friends!

↑ sequoia ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 10:08 pm

Uh, I think Rachel's Jewish.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Jan 30 2012, 10:23 pm

mommyla wrote:

Did you get an Episiotomy or Tear? Are you Happy?

Oh, yeah, totally! That was the best part of the whole birth!

Lol

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 4:20 am

bluebird wrote:

Halachah or Chumrah

Worst game show ever.

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 4:25 am

Help w/ lamad tes malachos. Need frum lady threshing crops

Sorry, I've only got a frei woman winnowing and a [gentile woman] sifting.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 5:56 am

Romney rapped for Kosher cut.

Didn't hear that but did hear all the "sing along with Mitt" soundbites last night when he sang America for seniors.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 8:25 am

Don't forget Parshat HaMan today!

And don't forget to daven and bensch with kavana every day of the year!

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 10:44 am

"why cant chassidishe women drive?"

Hey, before getting all critical why don't *you* try driving while sitting in the back seat and tell me how easy it is.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jan 31 2012, 11:28 am

DrMom wrote:

"why cant chassidishe women drive?"

Hey, before getting all critical why don't *you* try driving while sitting in the back seat and tell me how easy it is.

I happen to be an excellent back seat driver.