What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 10:31 am

5*Mom wrote:

Recipes for "Different" vegetables

First it was Communities for out-of-the-box, now even the veggies are diversifying! Who says imamother doesn't foster progress?

Is it really politically correct to call them different?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 10:40 am

Does the bad negate the good:

Friends, Romans, countrymen. lend me your ears.

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 11:05 am

easy bagels

Wanna come say that to my face? Mad

↑ shoeboxgirly ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 11:49 am

eatingbagels wrote:

easy bagels

Wanna come say that to my face? Mad

↑ medola ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 12:32 pm

"Can't remember how to introduce solids..."

It's all about smooth transitions. First start slowly phasing out the stripes and patterns, replacing them with whole colors... One top at a time. Easy does it!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 6:21 pm

It's a great normal day and I have nothing to vent about.

Talk about trolling! Andy Rooney's broadcasting from the afterlife. (I was going to say, "from his version of hell", a la the Far Side's "This way, Maestro.")

↑ shanie5 ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 7:53 pm

ANYONE KNOW OF A PEDIATRIC DENTIST THAT WORKS WITH INFANTS?

Actually, I would prefer my pediatric dentist to work with a trained pediatric hygienist.

↑ iluvy ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 8:20 pm

Tampons burn!

First bras, now tampons...what will feminists burn next?

MrsDash ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 8:27 pm

"green poop"

The result of eating green eggs, and ham.

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 8:42 pm

First time sheitel
Hi, my name is Blondie, and this is my first time posting on Imasheitel.
Pepper Soup
Filed under Girls I Knew in High School who Didn't Make their Daddy Proud
extremely exhausted
Who let the Energizer Bunny on Imamother?
green poop
A recently discovered rough draft of Suess's which never made it out.
Imamother reading my mind!!!
Sweetie, when you read your own mind it's called THINKING.

↑ eatingbagels ↓

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 8:44 pm

yoshi wrote:

"green poop"

The result of eating green eggs, and ham.

No! Jinx

I didn't see yours before I posted mine... we must be psychic. Tongue Out

↑ MrsDash

Wed, Nov 30 2011, 9:28 pm

eatingbagels wrote:

yoshi wrote:

"green poop"

The result of eating green eggs, and ham.

No! Jinx

I didn't see yours before I posted mine... we must be psychic. Tongue Out

Great minds poop alike! LOL

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 01 2011, 6:25 am

My favorite green beans

Look, we all have our favorite green beans but it's really not healthy and conducive for a good relationship with our green beans to be blatant about it.

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Binah parsnip salad

The new ginko biloba!

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Looking for "natural" doctor

I love quotation marks!
Which song title moves you more: "You make me feel like a natural woman" or "You make me feel like a 'natural' woman"?

↑ chatz ↓

Sat, Dec 03 2011, 7:58 pm

Health risks in having closely spaced children?

It's called a mommy brain. You can't remember where you put your keys (in your hand), what you're making for supper right now, and what is 2+3. This is aside from the spit up on your shirt and three whiny kids hanging off your skirt. BUT you can juggle the schedules of five different kids in five different schools/playgroups.

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Dec 04 2011, 5:58 pm

"Tuition is killing us. what are the alternatives?"

Heart disease? Not much of an improvement, sorry Sad

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Sun, Dec 04 2011, 6:10 pm

Infants:
"What's the difference?"

They're all kind of cute, but if you look closely you'll see that they're really not identical!

↑ leah66 ↓

Sun, Dec 04 2011, 6:33 pm

Do you vote in imamother polls?

If you think that some people ignore the polls, then how are you planning on getting an accurate answer?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 05 2011, 7:52 am

"DO YOU KNOW ANY SHADCHONIM FOR THOSE WITH A HANDICAP?"

I didn't know the inability to use lowercase letters was a handicap.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Dec 05 2011, 12:38 pm

Do you buy Chanukah presents?

No. Chanukah Harry delivers them in a 57 Chevy, specially modified to run on oil left over from frying latkes.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 05 2011, 6:25 pm

Nidah rabbi in Passaic?

Not to get controversial here, but most members of imamother would consider a rabbi who's nidah a "rabbi" at best.

A second reaction on the heels of that one but I'm debating sharing it.

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How is your sheitel cut?

With scissors. And yours?