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Occupy Succot Manifesto*



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Kugglegirl  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 15 2011, 10:18 pm
Occupy Succot Manifesto*

Published under the writer's nom du gurre: Rechem shel Etrog

Organizing for this world wide campaign is underway. This is a movement created by the solidarity of the Jewish people and participated in by us the 99% of all yids across time. We call on all Jewish neshamas to join and elevate social and spiritual participation to 100%.

If you have not yet aligned yourself with the Occupy Succot movement, please come out to Occupy Succot October 13-23, 2011 /15 Tishrei-23 Tishri 5772.

Community organizers are currently facilitating sites across 6 continents. ( Any local groups in Antartica who wish to align with the movement, please CYLOR.)

Locations will be visible thorough out Brooklyn, adjacent to worldwide Jewish communal structures, and in all cities containing at least one Chabad family. These will be our focalizing locations. Individual family based Occupy Succot locations can be accessed via Shabbas.com or by contacting Jeff Sidel directly at the Western Wall. We will change the face of simcha (joyousness) with this yearly unprecedented movement.

Demands include:
    Moshiach Now (Obviously!)
    At least 3 walls on every succa
    Waving of the lulav & etrog for all
    Schach must be so you can see stars
    Unite the upper waters with the lower waters!
    Eliminate light pollution from all Succa inhabited areas—Stars must be seen!
    70 nations = 70 Korbanos!!!
    Leave all dwellings & dwell in the Succa for 8 days (7 for those in the perfered location!!!!)
    Twinkly lights of non-specific to other ethnic and religious holiday use
    A full ban on leaf blowing and lawn mowing for the duration of Succa Occupation!!!
    Much singing every night
    Full return to full employment of Cohanim & Levim in service of the Temple!
    Lots of nosh for all Succa hoppers.
    Simcha, Simcha, Simcha!!!!


*Disclaimer: Any resemblance to other incomprehensible social movements is purely coincidental and should in no way be construed as mockery or social critique.
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 16 2011, 3:02 pm
LOVE it!!

(I read that there actually are sukkot in some of the tent cities, too, but I doubt they are being occupied in the same way.)

Did you post this anywhere else? It should be on a blog or something, and sent around.
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  Kugglegirl




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 16 2011, 4:19 pm
Thanks. Just on my FB. Feel free to pass it on.
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