What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:03 am

WHAT AM I PAYING TUITION FOR

So that at least your kids could teach you when to use capital and lower case letters.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:05 am

cuties' mom wrote:

WHAT AM I PAYING TUITION FOR

So that at least your kids could teach you when to use capital and lower case letters.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:12 am

How often do you speak lashon hara?

Sorry, but I can't answer that question. I'm very careful not to speak lashon hara about myself.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:13 am

the world's best mom wrote:

Lightening/Baby dropped/ engagement Questions

Let me get this straight- You got startled by lightning, dropped your baby, then got engaged? I understand why you have lot of questions.

Will you please warn me before posting this kind of thing, so I can avoid choking on my chocolate pudding?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:24 am

yy wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

Lightening/Baby dropped/ engagement Questions

Let me get this straight- You got startled by lightning, dropped your baby, then got engaged? I understand why you have lot of questions.

Will you please warn me before posting this kind of thing, so I can avoid choking on my chocolate pudding?

Ah. Now I know what this acronym means: ROTFCOMCP. Thanks!

Mystery Woman

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 11:37 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Under vacation and traveling: Traveling to the Atrium in Monsey

Have a wonderful vacation! While you're at the Atrium you may want to take some time off to visit Amazing Savings, Shopper's Haven, and some of the beautiful local shuls. Have a great time!

↑ RPESN ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 1:34 pm

Good, cheap brand of nude stockings?

Well, during the second world war, the ladies would use a pencil to make a line down the back of their legs so it would look like they were wearing silk stockings... Is that nude enough for you? It's definitely the cheapest solution..

↑ StrongIma ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 1:44 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

yy wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

Lightening/Baby dropped/ engagement Questions

Let me get this straight- You got startled by lightning, dropped your baby, then got engaged? I understand why you have lot of questions.

Will you please warn me before posting this kind of thing, so I can avoid choking on my chocolate pudding?

Ah. Now I know what this acronym means: ROTFCOMCP. Thanks!

↑ B"H ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 3:42 pm

words and translation for hentelach?

the word is hentelach. the translation is hands. unless you want translations in other languages too?

C"Y cream of mushroom soup?

just use c"Y milk milk when you make it. Idea

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 5:32 pm

What to do with a Belt??

Buckle it around your waist. I hope this idea isn't too radical for your circles.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:48 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

candyheart wrote:

What do YOU do for lemon zest?

Nothing! What has lemon zest ever done for me?

Thank you! I so wanted to say something like this but couldn't form my thoughts as brilliantly as this.
To paraphrase JFK (or whoever wrote the speech), "Ask...what you can do for your lemon zest." Good going, candyheart. (I did open that thread, BTW. Excellent question.)

thanx.... I love the jfk angle, btw.... imagining him on a podium.... expounding on lemon zest.... LOL

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:57 pm

StrongIma wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

yy wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

Lightening/Baby dropped/ engagement Questions

Let me get this straight- You got startled by lightning, dropped your baby, then got engaged? I understand why you have lot of questions.

Will you please warn me before posting this kind of thing, so I can avoid choking on my chocolate pudding?

Ah. Now I know what this acronym means: ROTFCOMCP. Thanks!

The correct emoticon combo (emoticombo) for this acronym is Rolling Laughter

I must say that the visual of actually rolling on the floor choking on chocolate pudding is a bit disturbing...

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 6:59 pm

eggless for yom tov

It's nice to have special food for Yom Tov but I don't think eagles are kosher...

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Sep 15 2011, 7:32 pm

"frozen meat in cholent?"

actually, halachically, you need to start cooking the cholent before shabbos.... that should take care of the problem....

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Sep 16 2011, 4:03 am

My daughter kvetches all day. Driving me crazy!

Sounds like it's contagious!

↑ B"H ↓

Fri, Sep 16 2011, 4:05 am

the world's best mom wrote:

My daughter kvetches all day. Driving me crazy!

Sounds like it's contagious!

I was thinking the same thing!! (though I do sympathize...)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Sep 16 2011, 6:37 am

Eggless for Yom Tov

Don't you love how they remake and retitle secular stuff? What was this originally, Sleepless in Seattle?

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Fri, Sep 16 2011, 7:42 am

dini/ blush/ atara/ jessica, shevy elite... anyone??? posted by drs
one second aren't your patients files supposed to be private? how are we meant to know anything about them?!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Sep 16 2011, 1:09 pm

Looking for cleaning lady in Florida

If she's been missing more than 24 hours, do get the police involved. Our thoughts are with you all.