What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 04 2011, 7:12 pm

What is the source for men

Presumably the same as the source for women: their parents plus the KBH.

Unless you mean a men's shop called "The Source for Men".

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 04 2011, 8:06 pm

Do you keep your kids up Friday night?

No, usually **they** keep **me** up

↑ ra_mom ↓

Mon, Jul 04 2011, 8:35 pm

I keep reading it as Thursday Night Cholent Bean.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jul 04 2011, 8:44 pm

ra_mom wrote:

I keep reading it as Thursday Night Cholent Bean.

And I keep readin it as "Thursday Night Cholent Band"

(Reminds me of the Sherryl Crow album Tuesday Night Music Club).

↑ ra_mom

Mon, Jul 04 2011, 8:52 pm

DrMom wrote:

ra_mom wrote:

I keep reading it as Thursday Night Cholent Bean.

And I keep readin it as "Thursday Night Cholent Band"

(Reminds me of the Sherryl Crow album Tuesday Night Music Club).

Now that's funny LOL

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 05 2011, 12:50 pm

"Dinner ideas for full time working moms"

How sweet of you to ask! Let's see... I think I'll have tuna sashimi, miso soup, and vegetable tempura, not too oily please. Throw in lots of wasabi. Oh, and can you deliver it? Thx so much! You're a sweetheart!

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Jul 05 2011, 3:08 pm

Dr Mom, it sounds really good, can I join you? But, in case I decide to make my own, do you have some good recipes?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 05 2011, 4:52 pm

ISO attractive Jewish-themed posters

Not sure how the word themed got in there but you can PM me to see if I qualify.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 05 2011, 5:43 pm

Sobbing on the train--please help me!!

Quit reading those tear-jerkers and start reading humorists like Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, Paul Reiser and so on. You'll then have the problem of laughing hysterically on the train, but laughing won't make your eyes red.

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Jul 05 2011, 11:26 pm

doesn't let me change him!

You can't change him. He has to want to change.

↑ hila ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 12:10 am

Split peas - what else besides soup?

I read this as "soap" and thought - "cant think of anything good to make with split peas - never knew you could make soap with them"

Guess I am tired this morning

↑ kitov ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 7:37 am

Split peas, what else besides soup?

Well, sorry, someone is using it already as a screen name on imamother, so maybe try using it on a different message board.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 8:37 am

PinkFridge wrote:

ISO attractive Jewish-themed posters

Not sure how the word themed got in there but you can PM me to see if I qualify.

LOL!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 9:01 am

Monsey: full body waxing...under sheitels and tichels

What's the connection? I guess if someone's going in for any facial waxing so that she'll like how she looks in her headgear she may as well spend a little more and go the whole nine yards?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 10:13 am

looking for knitting pattern - for little girls ages 4,5, 6

Impressive that you're teaching them domestic skills so young, but to follow a pattern they need to be able to read first.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 10:18 am

girls wedding gown to rent

They don't make wedding gowns in children's sizes, but if the kallah is exceptionally small and underdeveloped, she may be able to get away with a white dress and veil sold as a communion or confirmation dress.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 11:23 am

Arrowsmith Program

Where they teach you to walk this way?

mosma ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 11:56 am

PinkFridge wrote:

maybe it's for ladies who shave their heads...they can wax them instead! (it says FULL body)

I've never looked at this thread before and now I'm browsing through it and cracking up. love this!

myself

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 12:30 pm

Half off CoveryourHair.com

I thought it was introducing a new 'trend' like the 'Half Shabbos' thread...

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Jul 06 2011, 2:47 pm

Can you recommend doctors in Lakewood?

I'm afraid not, there are too many horror stories, so I always go out of town.