What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 11:49 am

Do you run or attend a Tehillim group?

Mon, Wed, Fri mornings, I run; Tues, Thurs, Sun mornings I attend a tehillim group, and Saturday mornings I go to shul. But if the weather is bad on a running day, I might attend tehillim group if there's no yoga class.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 12:03 pm

realeez wrote:

Husband always Late

Maybe have him POAS?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 12:13 pm

Mother in the delivery room.

Isn't the mother *always* in the delivery room, by definition?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 5:32 pm

Am I the only one thinking this? I thought it would've been here already.

for those who gave birth at home. what do I need??
Saw and Mr Saw's calm, cool, and collected natures!

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 5:56 pm

Heel Spur- Is there really nothing I can do?

Sounds like this is a private matter and you should send a PM to Heel Spur!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 7:33 pm

Lice Lady in Flatbush

Isn't that a movie with Jeff Goldblum?

(Seriously, not having opened the thread, hatzlacha. While you know, on an intellectual level that you should be thanking Hashem and that this should be the biggest kapara you experience this year, it is definitely legitimately high on any stress level chart.)

↑ grin ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 9:58 pm

Sucking fingers during transition

well, it's unusual for a married woman to still be sucking her fingers, but if it helps calm you during this crucial phase of giving birth, suck away!

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jun 14 2011, 1:57 am

(Under Labor & Childbirth forum):

"feeling the urge 2 push"

Lady, you can tell us about your birth story later. Now, you need to GET OFF THE COMPUTER and call your midwife/doctor/ambulance/whatever!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Jun 14 2011, 12:09 pm

backside fissure, vasoline, metamucil

World's worst Purim MM theme.

(OP of the thread-Not making light of your pain! Feel much better soon!)

↑ grin ↓

Tue, Jun 14 2011, 12:16 pm

auntie_em wrote:

backside fissure, vasoline, metamucil

World's worst Purim MM theme.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Jun 14 2011, 1:39 pm

Am I supposed to feed my baby everyday?

Well, you can but if you stick to an every other day, or even every third day, schedule think of the savings in diapers, new and bigger clothes, and food!!

PinkFridge...where are you?? 8) LOL

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 14 2011, 3:52 pm

The right way to back up

Depress the brake pedal. Shift into Reverse. Put your right arm across the back of the passenger seat, twist your upper body and head to the right so you can look out the rear windshield. Check the rearview and sideview mirrors to make sure the area beside and behind you is clear, then s-l-o-w-l-y release the brake pedal and let the vehicle roll backwards into the desired position. Brake, then shift into Park.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 9:46 am

"how long is a 30" skirt?"

Answer this first: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 10:04 am

DrMom wrote:

"how long is a 30" skirt?"

Answer this first: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

I just came here to post: What was Yehoshua bin Nun's father's name?

What color was George Washington's white horse?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 10:15 am

DrMom wrote:

"how long is a 30" skirt?"

Answer this first: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

No one. You can't be buried above ground. Ulysses S Grant AND his wife are in it, though.

OTOH, MY answer (that I came here to post) was going to be 23 inches.

↑ shoshina ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 11:26 am

everyone beat me to the 30 inch skirt!

However

"Family planning-- do you believe in it"

No, its like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny...a story made up for non Jewish children

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 11:38 am

"PSA: KY sensitive jelly is HORRIBLE!!!!"

Um, you're not supposed to eat it!

↑ kitov ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 11:43 am

Anyone have BPD?

I wish I would, since I assume it stands for
Bracha
Parnassah
Daas Tov.

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jun 15 2011, 8:07 pm

Barbara wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"how long is a 30" skirt?"

Answer this first: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

No one. You can't be buried above ground. Ulysses S Grant AND his wife are in it, though.

Right. Also, the Hundred Years' War wasn't 100 years long... it was 106.

And the Canary Islands weren't named for the canary, but for dogs (as in canine). Smile