What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Isramom8 ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 4:23 am

Teaching 9 year old son to ride a bike in Lakewood

Licensed bike riding teacher, 15+ years experience, safety certified, listed in the approved directory, official member in excellent standing of state bike riding teachers' association. Learns 5X a week in the evenings plus daf yomi.

Nope, never heard of such a thing. Wink

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 4:26 am

Isramom8 wrote:

Teaching 9 year old son to ride a bike in Lakewood

I was thinking: Is there something different about riding a bike in Lakewood that requires special instructions?

↑ rb

Tue, May 31 2011, 6:46 am

PinkFridge wrote:

All the well dressed ladies.

You can pm me if you'd like.

I had the beyonce song in my head.. "if you like it then you should have put a ring on it.."

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 7:52 am

DrMom wrote:

Isramom8 wrote:

Teaching 9 year old son to ride a bike in Lakewood

I was thinking: Is there something different about riding a bike in Lakewood that requires special instructions?

Probably, because of shmirat eynayim the boy has to keep his eyes on the ground and can't scan the road.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 12:18 pm

rb wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

All the well dressed ladies.

You can pm me if you'd like.

I had the beyonce song in my head.. "if you like it then you should have put a ring on it.."

Looking at this again, here's my second reaction:

All the well-dressed ladies
Where do they all come from
All the well-dressed ladies
Where do they all belong

Ah...look at all the well-dressed ladies

↑ shoshina ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 1:17 pm

"What do you boys do on Shabbos Afternoon"

I thought this was a site for women only?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 3:16 pm

shoshina wrote:

"What do you boys do on Shabbos Afternoon"

I thought this was a site for women only?

Which dovetails with "First grade is sooooo difficult"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 3:19 pm

Mishpacha magazine recipes

Let's see, should I use my milchig or fleishig shredder...yum, lots and lots of fiber regardless!

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 6:55 pm

rb wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

All the well dressed ladies.

You can pm me if you'd like.

I had the beyonce song in my head.. "if you like it then you should have put a ring on it.."

Me too

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 6:58 pm

Hemorrhoids, backside fissure, or something else?

I don't know. Maybe if you post a picture, someone could diagnose.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 31 2011, 8:29 pm

"What do you boys do on Shabbos afternoon?"

Really clumsy way to get male trolls to out themselves.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 4:52 am

"Gift for bat mitzvah girl who likes vintage clothing"

How about... (wait for it)... vintage clothing?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 4:55 am

Hemorrhoids, backside fissure, or something else?

Um, I think I'll take a chance with the "something else" behind curtain #3, Monty.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 10:51 am

Free Spirit tickets

Well, if you were really a free spirit, you'd go wherever they take you.

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 11:58 am

how do I know if im running out of milk

Have you tried looking in the fridge?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 2:18 pm

penguin wrote:

how do I know if im running out of milk

Have you tried looking in the fridge?

Ok..I have been wanting to post--

how do I know if im running out of milk

Is your cereal still dry?

But I thought people would think it was too...ewww!!

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Wed, Jun 01 2011, 5:03 pm

Can I nurse today?

if you say simon says.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jun 02 2011, 5:57 am

"I need to find the person connected to the cell phone number"

Call them and ask, "hey, who is this?"
Sounds crazy, but it just might work.

↑ B"H ↓

Thu, Jun 02 2011, 7:59 am

panty line showing in summer

for some reason I keep reading this as "party line showing in summer" and I keep thinking along the lines of the "which possible presidential candidate can win against obama?" thread.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jun 02 2011, 8:26 am

B"H wrote:

And I keep thinking, panty line showing in summer, problem. Panty line showing in winter, no problem at all!