What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jan 30 2011, 9:35 pm

yy wrote:

sequoia wrote:

I like it.

If you read the lyrics to that particular song, it's actually not as vapid as one might expect... almost poetry:

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour

Well it is better than that insipid song about the cake melting in the park (McArthur Park?).

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jan 31 2011, 11:27 pm

"How to get dinner on the table - I really need some help"

Ah, that's an easy one. Move the table closer to the front door so when the pizza delivery guy comes, he can just set your order down.

↑ Lady Godiva

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 11:15 am

Not a thread title, but I just read Yael's post on trying to find potential troll---cheating thread, and then the "who is chatting" box caught my eye, but I read it as "Who is cheating?" LOL

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 12:14 pm

DrMom wrote:

"How to get dinner on the table - I really need some help"

Ah, that's an easy one. Move the table closer to the front door so when the pizza delivery guy comes, he can just set your order down.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 12:42 pm

cleaning dryer vent

Get a life, woman! Venting is for real issues,not for petty household cleaning jobs.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 5:47 pm

Petticoat gemach

Come ride the subway that is moving Brooklyn way to the gemach
(Petticoat Gemach)
Forget the makholet, something used you can get at the gemach
(Petticoat Gemach)

Lotsa bargains, you bet. Not a schnorrer when you get
To the gemach,
Petticoat Gemach.

There's a little basement store called Gemachs and More at the gemach
(Petticoat Gemach)
It is run by Tzeitel ,come and hear her recital at the gemach
(Petticaot Gemach)
And that's Reb Yosi, he can teach the watoosie at the gemach,
Petticoat Gemach.

And I am probably the only one here who is old enough to get it. :-(

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↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 6:36 pm

Barbara wrote:

And I am probably the only one here who is old enough to get it. :-(

I saw it on Nick At Night or somesuch cable channel once. Does that count?

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 6:46 pm

DrMom wrote:

Barbara wrote:

And I am probably the only one here who is old enough to get it. :-(

I saw it on Nick At Night or somesuch cable channel once. Does that count?

I'll take what I can get!

↑ WriterMom

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 7:01 pm

Every time the "frum homebirth on tv" story pops up, I think "another one? chavalemomaleh started quite the craze!"

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Feb 01 2011, 7:06 pm

Best cd for newborn
Mine went to sleep listening to Journeys every night. Just pick a cd that you like and your newborn will get used to listening to it.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 02 2011, 6:36 am

Barbara wrote:

Petticoat gemach

Come ride the subway that is moving Brooklyn way to the gemach
(Petticoat Gemach)

And I am probably the only one here who is old enough to get it. :-(

There's lots of us dinosaurs here, Bobbie Jo!
Love, Billie Jo and Betty Joe

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 02 2011, 10:32 am

Pesach cleaning with a newborn

Personally I use torn-up old T-shirts, but whatever floats your boat.

Oh, silly me. You didn't mean using the newborn as a cleaning tool, you meant having the newborn clean with you! How precocious is your newborn, anyhow? Mine couldn't even hold a dustcloth till they were about 3.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 02 2011, 11:44 am

did you care how smart dh was when dating?

He was clearly not too smart to be dating anyone other than me, but very smart to forsake all others and start dating me.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Feb 02 2011, 11:52 am

"Jersey Shore in the winter?"

Ugh, I'm pretty sure that show is crude and rude all year 'round.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Feb 02 2011, 8:43 pm

How do you ripen a pineapple?

When I bring it home, I put the whole thing, can and fruit, in the cupboard for a few days, then in the fridge!
Next day, its nice and cold....delicious!

↑ kitov ↓

Thu, Feb 03 2011, 7:17 am

I'm pregnant and my BF has infertility issues

wait a minute,

if you're pregnant already, then your boyfriend does not have infertility issues,

and if you were indeed impregnated by a boyfriend, what are you doing on a site that says it caters to frum married women only?

↑ MrsMortgage ↓

Thu, Feb 03 2011, 7:20 am

kitov wrote:

Haha I had the same thought.

Are you trying to tell us he'll know you cheated because he's infertile? Or are you just confused how this happened? And where is your husband?!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 03 2011, 9:07 am

What does the mikva lady say when you get out of the mikva?

I don't care, so long as it's not "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"