What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leomom ↓

Fri, Dec 03 2010, 2:40 am

Segula's in the 9th month

B'shaah tovah, Segula!! I hope you will post here when there is good news!

Malasheval ↓

Fri, Dec 03 2010, 3:35 am

re: "Is a man allowed to hit his dw?"

Please, please, please let the poster be joking!

Or a troll.

Sad

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Dec 03 2010, 11:35 am

yy wrote:

Segula's in the 9th month

B'shaah tovah, Segula!! I hope you will post here when there is good news!

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Dec 03 2010, 11:37 am

Ever wondered how shnitzel is mass-produced?

No.

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Fri, Dec 03 2010, 11:44 am

louche wrote:

Ever wondered how shnitzel is mass-produced?

No.

Same here...I think it will put me off shnitzel forever!

↑ hadasa ↓

Sat, Dec 04 2010, 4:53 pm

Give in for peace?

For the millionth time, the Arabs are not interested in peace and no amount of giving in will change that... oh, whoops, it's under Baby Names, sorry... embarrassed

↑ louche ↓

Sat, Dec 04 2010, 9:48 pm

hadasa wrote:

Give in for peace?

For the millionth time, the Arabs are not interested in peace and no amount of giving in will change that... oh, whoops, it's under Baby Names, sorry... embarrassed

Just what I thought--was all set to rant about how unfair and inappropriate it is to name your kid to reflect your political leanings, blah blah blah. Didn't because all parents name their kids to reflect their political leanings, they just don't realize it.

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Dec 05 2010, 1:59 am

DH ever your mikvah attendant?

shock

Did my DH ever WHAT my mikvah attendant?!! shock

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 05 2010, 1:24 pm

"Does flying make you get your period?"

Quick, someone get this woman a biology teacher. Stat!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 05 2010, 8:34 pm

Under dairy and pareve meals: courgette, feta, mint patties

OK, I challenge you to make something with those three ingredients.
(To be fair to the poster, it's patties made out of courgettes, feta cheese, and mint leaves.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 06 2010, 2:02 am

Under Fashion & Beauty: "Brazilian blowout anyone?"

I don't think I even want to know...

Blow-drying the hair on your bikini line?

Dynamiting the hair on your bikini line (as opposed to waxing it off?

↑ imamama ↓

Mon, Dec 06 2010, 12:23 pm

"Female therapist for DD's anxiety in Baltimore"

Why not just leave Baltimore?

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Dec 06 2010, 10:57 pm

louche wrote:

Is it ever too late?

One minute past shkiah on a Friday evening.

Or one minute past Chatzos Wink

↑ c.c.cookie ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 1:45 am

What is the Role of a Mother?
To enable you to post things anonymously. But please do not abuse this feature!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 8:16 am

What would you do about guests being intimate?
Make their room as attractive as possible, put a stack of towels on the nightstand, and find something for everyone to do on the opposite side of the house.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 11:40 am

Which HE detergent do you use (for HE washer)?

Same detergent I use for the SHE washer.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 11:43 am

Which HE detergent do you use (for HE washer)?

Good heavens. We've taken this gender separation thing too far. Once and for all. You do NOT need two washers, with a mechitza between them.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 11:45 am

Barbara wrote:

Which HE detergent do you use (for HE washer)?

Good heavens. We've taken this gender separation thing too far. Once and for all. You do NOT need two washers, with a mechitza between them.

Now them's fightin words.
(Are you trying to say that I don't need a mechitza?)

↑ aidelmaidel

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 12:00 pm

Is Hachnoses orchim also for goiem?

I totally misread it as Is Hachnoses orchim also for GOLEM?

Well, yes, I think I would let the GOLEM of Prague in...

Amital

Tue, Dec 07 2010, 12:37 pm

How about "Which HE detergent do you use?"

Then "LH dirty laundry and is there an OK way to discuss it?"

Stopped me for a few seconds.