What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Aug 20 2010, 3:17 pm

"Bragging about how amazing ur kids are on facebook"

Did they reach a higher level on Farmville than you did?

↑ Zus ↓

Sun, Aug 22 2010, 10:55 am

"WWYD - mikvah - out of town wedding"

Postpone of course, what's the question?

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Aug 22 2010, 11:42 am

When do you stop dressing your son in shorts?

When he started dressing himself.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 10:33 am

babysitter wanted in boro park

OMG!!!! What did s/he do??? Was s/he caught yet?

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 11:38 am

do you consider chocolate a form of candy?

No, I consider it one of the Four Food Groups.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 11:40 am

How do people convince their dh's to have a homebirth?

Forget homebirth, how do they get their dh's pregnant? Scratching Head

↑ onlyme ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 11:45 am

Is it possible for a man to learn?

Check out any kollel anywhere in the world. That should answer your question.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 11:53 am

onlyme wrote:

Is it possible for a man to learn?

Check out any kollel anywhere in the world. That should answer your question.

Mine was -- most offensive attack on kollel ever to be seen on imamother.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 12:02 pm

Dh wants me to throw out all of my ice cream!!

Talk about tough love, but if that's what it takes to control your weight....

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 12:02 pm

louche wrote:

How do people convince their dh's to have a homebirth?

Forget homebirth, how do they get their dh's pregnant? Scratching Head

↑ onlyme ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 12:19 pm

Barbara wrote:

onlyme wrote:

Is it possible for a man to learn?

Check out any kollel anywhere in the world. That should answer your question.

Mine was -- most offensive attack on kollel ever to be seen on imamother.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 23 2010, 12:50 pm

do you use food as a crutch?

Only in an emergency. Extra-large carrots or parsnips work if they're very fresh and firm, and you can carve handholds into the sides.

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 12:14 am

Anatomy of a louche "immediate reaction":

Quote:

Only in an emergency.

the comeback

Quote:

Extra-large carrots or parsnips work if they're very fresh and firm,

the visual

Quote:

and you can carve handholds into the sides.

the clincher

effect: hilarious as usual!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 12:18 am

"My husband took my daughter to the babysitter in pajamas!"

I certainly hope he got dressed afterwards!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 12:21 am

"Kosher Palette--tried and true recipes!"

Ah, the art of kosher cooking. Start with some red cherries, throw in some blue blueberries and some orange oranges...and you don't even need a canvas!

↑ smilethere ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 5:43 am

What do you think of Chofetz Chaim's new policy?

Hey, what should I wear to greet moshiach? I didn't know techias hameisim had started.

↑ smilethere ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 7:56 am

'Is my BC working?'

Why should it, does it need to support a family?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 9:05 am

yy wrote:

Anatomy of a louche "immediate reaction":

effect: hilarious as usual!

Why,thank you! Very Happy

↑ freshie ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 9:58 am

Pregnancy: popped out at 12 weeks

Wow! talk about premature...

↑ chavs ↓

Tue, Aug 24 2010, 12:08 pm

"Spinoff... Yes I am Jewish and my favourite things are."

Raindrops and roses?

"Kosher Palette--tried and true recipes!"

as opposed to false ones?

"What do you think of Chofetz Chaim's new policy?"

Wow, didnt know he could make policies from where he is now!

"..So which serial are you following now?"

I keep reading this as serial killer, dont know what that says about me, hmm.

"Shower after mikvah"

I read this as showing after mikveh and thought, wow, someone really wants to be pregnant, talk about counting your chickens!