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  groisamomma  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Aug 04 2010, 10:45 pm
Why don't I look normal in a belt?

Nobody does, you need some clothes to go with it.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 9:23 am
clean movie

The long-awaited sequel to Silent Movie.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 11:31 am
how do you feel about it, guilty?

My name isn't "Guilty" and I feel very happy that it isn't.
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 2:32 pm
"what does/doesn't raspberry leaf tea do"

Do qunch thirst
Don't fold laundry, iron, clean up dishes, bathe children...
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 4:38 pm
Successful relations

Let's see. My brother is a doctor. Two cousins are both dentists. My nephew ....

Oh wait. You mean..... embarrassed Nevermind.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 4:54 pm
Adult Doctor

After graduating high school, your doctor has to go for 3-4 year of undergrad, 4 years of med school & 2-5 years of residency so there's no way that s/he will be a child still!
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 6:40 pm
Is there anyone that doesn't have in-law issues?

An orphan.
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auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 7:11 pm
How do you keep your toddler dry at night?

I let him in if it's raining. Wink

(I never thought I would post here...but I keep thinking that everytime I see the thread.)
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 8:01 pm
Still a Besulah, in LA..

Still Sleepless, in Seattle.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 8:21 pm
louche wrote:
Still a Besulah, in LA..

Still Sleepless, in Seattle.


LOL!

I was thinking that it sounds like how someone would sign off a Dear Abby letter.
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 8:57 pm
"How to stop 14 month old from going to the outlet"

Seems like they are never too young to be shopping!
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 9:05 pm
successful relations

None of our relations is well-to-do, but thank G-d we all make a living and no one is in debt. None of our kids is in jail and all those who are married have married observant Jews. I'd say that's pretty successful.
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  mindyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 05 2010, 9:09 pm
"Birth Control - has anyone tried it?"

Oh, maybe 1 or 2 of us. Wink

check out the 4,876 and counting threads on this topic!
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 12:07 am
How to stop 14 month old from going to the outlet

Refuse to drive them.
Hide the keys to the van, if they are the sneaky-type
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 8:02 am
louche wrote:
Is there anyone that doesn't have in-law issues?

An orphan.


You mean, someone married to an orphan...? Reminds me of that joke about Adam's longevity (because he didn't have MIL)
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  mindyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 8:16 am
Mrs Bissli wrote:
louche wrote:
Is there anyone that doesn't have in-law issues?

An orphan.


You mean, someone married to an orphan...? Reminds me of that joke about Adam's longevity (because he didn't have MIL)


or s/o with no in laws.
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lost  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 8:31 am
How do I know if someone is a troll?

If they're insisting you solve a riddle to cross a bridge they're for sure a troll.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 9:46 am
Waxing Tutorial

I've heard of waxing poetic, and waxing philosophical, but waxing tutorial? Does that means lecturing at length?
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 10:24 am
Dina?

I hear someone's in the kitchen with her, strummin' on the ol' banjo.
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  Plonis




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 06 2010, 10:38 am
Misread "older than your hubby" as "older than your bubby" Very Happy
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