What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DefyGravity

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 2:09 pm

"How can I maximize the use of my diaphragm?"

A diaphragm can be used as a teething ring or a drain stopper in a pinch.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 2:13 pm

DefyGravity wrote:

"How can I maximize the use of my diaphragm?"

A diaphragm can be used as a teething ring or a drain stopper in a pinch.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I say she should get her DH a Rx for Viagra.

↑ onlyme ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 2:47 pm

"Dressing tip"

Anything should be fine as long as it fits, looks good, and is clean.

↑ chatouli ↓

Wed, Jul 28 2010, 9:57 pm

Kosher Kitchen
can I freeze my own strawberries?

No, but you are welcome to freeze mine.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Jul 29 2010, 11:19 am

Mikvah in Swanlake

The Tchaikovsky ballet? I'm just picturing this!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Jul 29 2010, 11:57 am

Will you date my IVF child?

Your OB or possibly the ultrasound tech will do that. Though if it was in vitro, why don't you already know how far along the pregnancy is?

↑ saw50st8 ↓

Thu, Jul 29 2010, 12:06 pm

I have to stop reading this thread while drinking a hot drink.

Barbara, you are hysterical.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Jul 29 2010, 6:16 pm

How to Dress Up Sorbet

Remember how Amelia Bedelia dressed the chicken?

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Aug 01 2010, 8:13 pm

Tight miniskirt-what to do?

1. Lose a few lbs. and sew on a wide--very wide-- ruffle; or
2. Roll it up and wear it as a belt over a long tunic top; or
3. Sew a seam across the bottom, add a couple of grosgrain ribbon handles and use it as a tote bag

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 11:01 am

How do you get rid of under-eye shadows?

Stop sleeping in mascara

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 1:31 pm

"is hula hooping safe?"

only until you lose control and it hits someone

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 1:32 pm

"what to do with my husband in Jerusalem"

Why? Did the husband in New York find out about him?

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 1:43 pm

mindyme wrote:

"what to do with my husband in Jerusalem"

Why? Did the husband in New York find out about him?

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 1:45 pm

"what to do with husband in Jerusalem"

Drop him off with juice and a snack at any convenient yeshiva or beis medrash--there is at least one on every corner--and spend the day shopping and sightseeing, secure in the knowledge that he is well cared-for and kept out of trouble.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 1:56 pm

Zurich - information please

Area Code 43 44
What listing, please?

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 6:45 pm

Gym with baby-sitting

Wozzat, a new exercise for abs? Like situps but with a baby on your chest?

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 9:00 pm

Under Baby Names

Need advice RE name

Are you gonna name your baby after your RE out of appreciation?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 9:26 pm

Brenda the Baby Couch

The Three Little Bears told from the perspective of the furniture. Poor Brenda. That big ugly girl is gonna break you.

↑ prettyone ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 9:29 pm

Barbara wrote:

Brenda the Baby Couch

The Three Little Bears told from the perspective of the furniture. Poor Brenda. That big ugly girl is gonna break you.

lol so I spelled it wrong. spelling is not my strong point. I'll go fix it

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 02 2010, 9:41 pm

prettyone wrote:

Barbara wrote:

Brenda the Baby Couch

The Three Little Bears told from the perspective of the furniture. Poor Brenda. That big ugly girl is gonna break you.

lol so I spelled it wrong. spelling is not my strong point. I'll go fix it

Just playing. Hope I didn't offend you.