What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ mamommommy ↓

Mon, Jun 14 2010, 9:19 pm

Gorilla swing sets

Wow! I knew that they made kitty playgrounds but I didn't know that they also made gorilla swingsets!

jewels ↓

Mon, Jun 14 2010, 9:56 pm

AGGRAVTED??! OR LOSING MY MIND??!!

Are you aggravated because you're losing your mind? Or are you losing your mind because you're aggravated?

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Mon, Jun 14 2010, 10:24 pm

In Menstruation forum:

Please! Get me clean!

Er, no thanks. There are showers and tubs for a reason.

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Jun 14 2010, 10:35 pm

"teen shopping in Boro Park?"

I think I would rather find an OOT one - perhaps will be lower maintenance!

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Jun 15 2010, 8:58 pm

"Affordable communities near NYC"

Is this a new thread about contradictions?

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Jun 15 2010, 10:21 pm

"Double stroller with triple capacity?"

Pushing six kids at once?!!

"How would you react ABC?"

Every time I see this my brain inserts a comma between react and ABC, so it sounds like ABC is being addressed and I wonder why the OP doesn't just PM poor ABC instead of demanding her opinion on the forum.

"Going To Mikvah In Middle Of My Brother's Wedding! OOT!"

I hear "oooooooot!!!" as an exclamation in my head rather than reading it as an acronym. I might start saying it. "Oh, I forgot to pick up milk! OOT!"

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Jun 16 2010, 10:36 am

Barbara wrote:

Exchanging pounds for dollars.

Best Diet Plan EVER.

Love that one!

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 16 2010, 1:36 pm

Dying sheitel - is it ever worth it?

Not unless they're paying you to take it. Give it a decent burial and get a new one.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 16 2010, 3:17 pm

ISO Underwire Nursing Tank

really? The aquarium has a special tank for nursing dolphins and whales? cool!

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Wed, Jun 16 2010, 3:33 pm

"carb free side dish"
I read it as "crab free" like how to convert a treif recipe to a kosher one

"how to react ABC"
Am I the only one to think about that Jackson 5 song?

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Jun 17 2010, 12:15 am

Cleanup Methods.

I'm glad everyone is taking the environmental disaster in the Gulf so seriously. BP has been too slow to act and react. We need new ideas and action.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Jun 17 2010, 10:55 pm

white underwear or no underwear?

Golly, I hope those aren't the only choices!

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jun 18 2010, 12:06 am

where to find boys pants/headbands for girls

I've never heard of pants/headbands. What are they--waistbands from old trousers that are recycled to make headbands? But in any case, if the pants/headbands are sold for boys, you can't let girls wear them.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Fri, Jun 18 2010, 12:09 am

louche wrote:

They're hungarian pants (you will only get this if you have hungarian grandparents). For those that don't have hungarian gparents, there's a going joke that Hungarians take everything to heart, even their pants.

They tended to wear their pants with suspenders pulled very high up their chest.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jun 18 2010, 7:50 pm

life'sgreat wrote:

louche wrote:

Oh, the visuals! Rolling Laughter

↑ kalsee ↓

Sun, Jun 20 2010, 5:49 am

"WHAT DO I ASK THE GYN ABOUT PERIMENOPAUSE"

Why would you ask your friends at the gym? that's almost as bad as asking on imamother!

oh, gyn.

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Jun 20 2010, 5:59 pm

"What do you do when in midst of conversing with DH...."

I talk to him.

Reminds me of when I was younger and my grandfather a"h would ask me while I was on the phone with him, "So, what are you doing now?" and I'd smartly answer, "Talking to you, Zeidy!"

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Jun 20 2010, 8:46 pm

underarm deoderant, anyone?

underarm deodorant, everyone, I should hope. Especially this time of year.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Sun, Jun 20 2010, 9:02 pm

louche wrote:

underarm deoderant, anyone?

underarm deodorant, everyone, I should hope. Especially this time of year.