What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ mamommommy ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 12:14 am

tzitzis and accidents

I never let the tzitzis drive so they never get into any accidents.

↑ sleepwalking ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 4:43 am

mamommommy wrote:

tzitzis and accidents

I never let the tzitzis drive so they never get into any accidents.

you guys are hilarious!!!

I'm sitting here and ROF from all this posts!!! It's definitely a hit!!!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 11:47 am

did you have an unplanned baby? what gender was it?

why--are you hoping someone will give you theirs if it's the gender you want?

↑ louche ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 12:06 pm

Are Women Required to Marry?

1. If you ask their mothers, the answer is Yes.
2. Only one woman is required for a man to be able to marry, and in those states of the Union that allow same-gender marriages, they can dispense with even that one.

↑ elf123 ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 1:07 pm

ISO Recipe for Frozen Tilapia

Trust me, it tastes MUCH better cooked!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 2:12 pm

bedwetting doctor's name?

If the doctor wets his bed, it's nobody's business but his, and you should not be giving his name out.
(Unless he's a urologist, in which case, how good a urologist could he be? LOL

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↑ joy613 ↓

Thu, May 27 2010, 2:18 pm

louche wrote:

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LOL That title was just begging to be used for this thread, I just couldn't think of what to write. I figured somebody would do the job sooner or later.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2010, 1:23 am

Being intimate with teenagers in the house.

shock

While I know we shouldn't posken here, I think I'm on pretty safe ground saying that you should only be intimate with your husband, NOT with teenagers who come to visit.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2010, 3:22 am

Barbara wrote:

Being intimate with teenagers in the house.

shock

While I know we shouldn't posken here, I think I'm on pretty safe ground saying that you should only be intimate with your husband, NOT with teenagers who come to visit.

Blech.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2010, 1:18 pm

Why so many Guests?

because hachnassat orchim is a mitzvah.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2010, 1:57 pm

Do you do kegel exercises?

Yep, there's the Marathon Potato Peel event, the Boiling Lokshen Cauldron Lift, the One-handed Egg Cracking competition, the Manual Mixing meet...

OH, you said KEgel! Sorry, I thought you meant kugel.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jun 01 2010, 2:01 pm

Shabbos in Paris?

It was called Evening in Paris, and I haven't seen it in years, but you might still be able to find it online or in some mom-and-pop drugstores.

↑ kalsee ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2010, 2:57 am

"My baby HATES her stomach"

Talk about a self-hating jew!

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2010, 8:18 am

My baby HATES her stomach

Not to worry, all babies have 'em. Should disappear by the time she's in preschool unless she's really fat.

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2010, 10:19 am

chocolate cake with wine?

if you like. I prefer my cake with ice cream and coffee, but whatever floats your boat.

↑ hila ↓

Wed, Jun 02 2010, 11:10 am

"Online baby shopping in Israel"

Sorry - as far as I know it is illegal - even in Israel... though sometimes I have thouht of elling my teenagers on ebay !

↑ mamommommy ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 12:08 am

PLEASE HELP! SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM!!!!

Try some Immodium or Kaopectate.

↑ mamommommy ↓

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 12:09 am

deoderant and sheitel question

If you need to freshen up your sheitel, just send it to the sheitel macher.

↑ Roche

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 12:25 am

louche youre on a roll! I like the kegel one lol!!!

Annie

Thu, Jun 03 2010, 12:39 am

I never post here, but enjoy reading, but today I had a reaction to a title, so thought I'd post

HELP with a PITA. . .

All I could think of is what the abbreviation PITA usually stands for, and I was wondering who was irritating the poster.