What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Mar 29 2010, 6:30 am

"Matzo balls made with ground"

Look, I'll be the first one to tell you that dirt isn't chametz, but this may be taking it a little too far.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Apr 01 2010, 4:22 pm

My 6 month old leaks in his diaper at night.

Well, yes, most babies *do* take a leak -- urinate -- during the night, until they're potty trained. Nothing to worry about .

Oh, you mean his DIAPER leaks. Never mind.

↑ grin ↓

Fri, Apr 02 2010, 12:40 am

Lillebaby on Mamabargains for $59!

thought it said "little babies" - a steal at that price, but don't you think that's taking "natural parenting" a little too far?

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Apr 07 2010, 8:05 am

anyone have a peg perego skate

anyone skate when they're preggie prego??
no, I think that sounds a bit dangerous for me...

↑ Atali ↓

Wed, Apr 07 2010, 12:06 pm

"4.5 month old and possibly pregnant"

I have heard of young teens getting pregnant, but this just isn't possible!

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Apr 07 2010, 1:59 pm

"Helmut for a Baby"

Maybe in a German-speaking country. I'm just not seeing it in the US. Can you imagine school? Helmut? What does Rashi say about that?

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Apr 07 2010, 6:44 pm

Barbara wrote:

"Helmut for a Baby"

Maybe in a German-speaking country. I'm just not seeing it in the US. Can you imagine school? Helmut? What does Rashi say about that?

oh Barbara, thank you. I needed that!

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Fri, Apr 09 2010, 2:39 am

Quote:

who can check me? bleeding few days after mikvah

Do you want one of us to come over to check you?

↑ Besiyata Dishmaya ↓

Fri, Apr 09 2010, 2:42 am

Atali wrote:

"4.5 month old and possibly pregnant"

I have heard of young teens getting pregnant, but this just isn't possible!

That's exactly what I was thinking when I read the title.

↑ Grandmama ↓

Fri, Apr 09 2010, 5:46 am

Do Ger Chasidim use a sheet?

Do they sleep on a bare mattress?

↑ dochesed

Sat, Apr 10 2010, 6:20 pm

"Torn wife"

May I offer you some scotch tape?

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Apr 12 2010, 6:07 pm

my husband lied while we were dating and he is not the man

Exclamation

(this one speaks for itself...)

↑ kalsee ↓

Tue, Apr 13 2010, 6:43 am

"going off BC...What to expect?"

You might be expecting a baby soon.....

mrsERK ↓

Wed, Apr 14 2010, 5:14 pm

"Does the shell station sell online?"

No... it would be quite difficult to ship gasoline...

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Apr 14 2010, 7:09 pm

"would you care for a muslima?"

Hard to do this one without being unintentionally offensive, but my reaction when I read this was that it sounds like I'm being presented with a platter of hors d'oeuvres... "Would you care for a stuffed mushroom?"

↑ bluebird ↓

Wed, Apr 14 2010, 7:53 pm

yy wrote:

I came here to post this very same thing! Very Happy

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Apr 14 2010, 9:25 pm

bluebird wrote:

yy wrote:

I came here to post this very same thing! Very Happy

Even the part about the stuffed mushroom? 8)

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Apr 15 2010, 2:29 pm

Returning Israelis.

Sigh. Not again. Its just not right to return a used Israeli. You bought him. You used him. He's yours. Give him to a neighbor or a gemach. Sell him on half dot com. But don't expect a refund because your child was too rough and broke him or because you decided you want the new model with extra-long payos or more tzinuit neckline.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Apr 15 2010, 2:30 pm

What's for Shabbos dinner tonight?

Its THURSDAY!!

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Apr 15 2010, 6:49 pm

Whither Chassidus

I never heard of that chassidus before. Is the Whitherer Rebbe based out of BP, Monsey, Eretz Yisroel or somewhere else?