What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chaylizi ↓

Thu, Mar 11 2010, 9:20 pm

ra_mom wrote:

Ronit wrote:

I keep on reading it "Pesach stain on 7th day"

Me too!

Yup, same here.

And am I the only weirdo who keeps reading 'The Top 10 Tips for EASIER Pesach Cleaning' as
'The Top 10 Tips for EASTER Pesach Cleaning'?

↑ Sherri ↓

Thu, Mar 11 2010, 9:23 pm

chaylizi wrote:

ra_mom wrote:

Ronit wrote:

I keep on reading it "Pesach stain on 7th day"

Me too!

Yup, same here.

And me. Now I gotta go back and see what it really says.

↑ chaylizi

Thu, Mar 11 2010, 9:32 pm

Sherri wrote:

chaylizi wrote:

ra_mom wrote:

Ronit wrote:

I keep on reading it "Pesach stain on 7th day"

Me too!

Yup, same here.

And me. Now I gotta go back and see what it really says.

I believe it was Peach stain on 7th day.

↑ kitov ↓

Fri, Mar 12 2010, 1:00 pm

And I'm somehow reading 10 EASTER Pesach cleaning tips, scratching my head.

Do non jews clean for Easter as we do for Pesach, lehavdil?

Oh, it's EASY Pesach cleaning tips.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Mar 12 2010, 2:16 pm

hadasa wrote:

Household items to be used in weight training

This one reminded me of a weight training program I read about, in which you start with 5-pound potato sacks, and slowly work your way up to 10-, 25-, 50- and 100- pound potato sacks. After several weeks of training, you put a potato in each sack.

↑ DefyGravity ↓

Fri, Mar 12 2010, 2:19 pm

ra_mom wrote:

Ronit wrote:

I keep on reading it "Pesach stain on 7th day"

Me too!

Ditto!

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Mar 15 2010, 12:11 pm

Did you plan the number of children before marriage?

I had no intention of having ANY children BEFORE marriage!

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Mar 15 2010, 1:04 pm

Hiding my nose job from him- should I come clean?

You should always keep your nose clean, literally and figuratively.

↑ gryp ↓

Mon, Mar 15 2010, 3:49 pm

louche wrote:

hadasa wrote:

Too funny!

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Mon, Mar 15 2010, 4:55 pm

kitov wrote:

And I'm somehow reading 10 EASTER Pesach cleaning tips, scratching my head.

Do non jews clean for Easter as we do for Pesach, lehavdil?

Oh, it's EASY Pesach cleaning tips.

Ah that's because our brains are programmed not to use the word EASY in the same sentence as Pesach.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Mar 15 2010, 6:35 pm

How to make blue eyes pop

1 (0.13 ounce) package blue, berry
flavored unsweetened drink mix
1 (2 liter) bottle lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage
1 (64 fluid ounce) bottle white cranberry juice
8 scoops vanilla ice cream
1 cup white sugar, or to taste
6 dozen blue eyes (or to taste)

Directions:
In a large punch bowl, stir together the drink mix, lemon-lime soda, and white cranberry juice. Taste, and stir in sugar to your liking. Float scoops of ice cream and clue eyes on the top.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 7:58 am

IMP MESSAGE

I told you, I don't believe in demons, dybbuks, devils, or shedim, even if you call them by the charming alias of "imps". Oh, you mean my nieces? I call 'em "mazziks". They called?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 8:08 am

Have you ever been HELPED by a therapist?

Yes, my neighbor is a therapist and one day he held the elevator door open as I bringing in my groceries.

↑ gryp ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 9:56 am

Barbara wrote:

Nausea setting in just about now.

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 11:56 am

What excuses do you use when you have to go?

I'm an adult and no longer need coy excuses. I ask straight out "Where is the washroom?"

↑ lech lecha08 ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 2:56 pm

"weaning DH"

Wow! that kind of takes extended nursing to a whole new level

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 3:17 pm

lech lecha08 beat me on this one, but

"weaning DH"
--Isn't that your MIL's job in the first place?

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Mar 16 2010, 5:13 pm

"only realizing pregnancy when kicking"

Is there some special way to kick that can tell you if your pregnant? If so someone should share it with all of us since it can save people money on pregnancy tests.