What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Carefulmom

Mon, Feb 22 2010, 8:09 pm

I really must be tired...

I read the thread "Rusty Shaver" as Rusty Shver shock

Then I read "Stalin Yeshiva" as Stolen Yeshiva Now why would anyone do that?

↑ grin ↓

Tue, Feb 23 2010, 1:39 pm

IYamWhoIYam wrote:

"Do you think I'm pregnant?"

Gee, how should I know? Perhaps you should pee on your keyboard and I'll tell you if it comes up positive by me....

(I laughed so hard, dd asked if she should call a DR!!)

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Feb 24 2010, 10:30 am

Heartbeet

Yummmmmm. I love beets. I love heart of palm. I love artichoke hearts. I bet this is really good.

↑ chaylizi ↓

Wed, Feb 24 2010, 10:32 am

"That boy is scratching on my nerves"-

That must be really painful. If you have a wound that deep, don't you think you should go to a dr instead of letting him scratch them?

↑ pobody's nerfect ↓

Wed, Feb 24 2010, 4:19 pm

"Chicago- experience with the Ark"

no... I believe it was in Ararat.

↑ bluebird ↓

Wed, Mar 03 2010, 6:02 pm

"Mikvah in Venice"

The mental image was amusing. A mikvah with canals running from the prep room to the pool itself, the balanit conducting you between them on a gondola…

↑ elf123 ↓

Wed, Mar 03 2010, 11:16 pm

"Do you replace your white underwear often?"

Yes, at least once a day. (Sorry, couldn't resist! LOL

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↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 12:14 am

"Anyone wanna sell my toys on ebay?"

I know JUST how you feel. Some days I also want to sell my boys on eBay!! But then they're so cute once they're sleeping...

↑ gryp ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 10:31 am

MamO3 wrote:

Would you pull your kid out?

You need to push woman, PUUUSH!

↑ shalhevet ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 12:01 pm

"Stupid idiotic inane laws... and ways around it?"

I honestly read it as Stupid idiotic inane in-laws...

Ronit ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 12:02 pm

shalhevet wrote:

"Stupid idiotic inane laws... and ways around it?"

I honestly read it as Stupid idiotic inane in-laws...

me too

↑ prettyone ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 1:18 pm

Ronit wrote:

shalhevet wrote:

"Stupid idiotic inane laws... and ways around it?"

I honestly read it as Stupid idiotic inane in-laws...

me too

me three

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 1:31 pm

shalhevet wrote:

"Stupid idiotic inane laws... and ways around it?"

I honestly read it as Stupid idiotic inane in-laws...

Me, too!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 1:32 pm

Annoyed at DH - yes another one.

Erm....how many dh do you have, exactly?

↑ justanothermother ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 5:42 pm

He doesn't get ADD

I didn't know it was contagious.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 8:42 pm

any other way to make aliyah?

without physically going to Aretz, you mean? log on to www.virtualaliyah.com

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 8:49 pm

"Perfect eye sight without glasses. Have you heard of it?"

Certainly! I know lots of people who B"H don't need glasses. I'm surprised that you haven't met any.

↑ Ronit ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 9:43 pm

Atali wrote:

"Perfect eye sight without glasses. Have you heard of it?"

Certainly! I know lots of people who B"H don't need glasses. I'm surprised that you haven't met any.

I was thinking the same.

↑ life'sgreat ↓

Thu, Mar 04 2010, 9:45 pm

Ronit wrote:

Atali wrote:

"Perfect eye sight without glasses. Have you heard of it?"

Certainly! I know lots of people who B"H don't need glasses. I'm surprised that you haven't met any.

I was thinking the same.

Ditto. I raised my hand. LOL

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Mar 05 2010, 7:56 am

Dying a wig in brooklyn

Born again a hairpiece in Monsey