What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 12:24 pm

"I can make dinner in less than 15 minutes"

1. Me too, here's some cereal.

Second reaction:

2. Me too, I ordered in.

↑ Apple pie ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 12:25 pm

Is only a mother's job 24hr/day?

It sure seems so... I see amother posting day and night over here... Smile

↑ Apple pie

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 12:36 pm

Tehilla wrote:

"I can make dinner in less than 15 minutes"

1. Me too, here's some cereal.

Second reaction:

2. Me too, I ordered in.

loved those!

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 1:26 pm

"good luck in different languages"

Thank you for the encouragement. I do find learning languages difficult.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 6:36 pm

prettyone wrote:

Where is my period?

.

You win the "brevity is the soul of wit" award!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 7:06 pm

"Best way to store sheitel?"

I'm assuming English isn't your first language. Anyway, I understood your question. The best way to the shaitel store is to go through three sets of traffic lights, then take a left until you get to the stop sign, take a right, and it's right there on the corner. Park in the lot in the back.

Hope this helps!!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jan 21 2010, 8:02 pm

"Plant dying is there anything to do to save it?????"

Don't use disposables, don't pollute, switch to electric cars, plant more trees... just off the top of my head. There are many other ways we can all do our part to save our planet!

↑ prettyone ↓

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 6:48 am

yy wrote:

prettyone wrote:

Where is my period?

.

You win the "brevity is the soul of wit" award!

Thanks

↑ prettyone ↓

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 10:06 am

Do Strangers Really Hate My Kids?

nope, they just hate being near them when they cry

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 10:08 am

prettyone wrote:

Do Strangers Really Hate My Kids?

nope, they just hate being near them when they cry

NO - they hate YOU !!!

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 10:14 am

Anything worth bringing back from Chicago?

Nope. Nothing. Nada. Not.A.Thing. Rolling Eyes

↑ pobody's nerfect ↓

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 1:05 pm

"ADHD in Brooklyn"

Let's go in that shoe store... ooh look, a seforim store.... omg over there is such a pretty dress in that window.... let's get bagels. or sushi. oh, let's get pizza.... cool! over there's a hat store!

(this is what happens when out of towners come to 18th ave)

levial

Fri, Jan 22 2010, 1:21 pm

pobody's nerfect wrote:

At least attribute the quote to me, if you're going to quote me...that's so funny. I once went from the bagel store to the pizza store to the sushi store....like a moveable feast.

↑ Atali ↓

Sat, Jan 23 2010, 6:58 pm

I removed some posts from this thread.

Please do not use this thread to joke about very serious thread titles. Suicide is not something to joke about.

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Jan 23 2010, 7:03 pm

louche wrote:

Waxing in Monsey...

Waning in Williamsburg

Louche, I'm having déjà vu with this one... are you sure you haven't posted it before? (In other words, one of us is losing it, but I don't know which one.)

↑ leomom ↓

Sun, Jan 24 2010, 5:27 pm

"Husband away - when should I Dip?"

With your husband away, you can dip whenever you want, and you can even DOUBLE-dip! May I suggest veggies in ranch dressing, or how about tortilla chips and guacamole?

melavemalka ↓

Mon, Jan 25 2010, 1:50 am

"Chulent on a plata"

Translated in my not-so-awake-yet head as "chulent on a platter" shock

- The idea of brown mush displayed like some gourmet food on a platter Puke

- I cant finish my breakfast now Pale

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jan 25 2010, 1:06 pm

Husband away - when should I Dip?

Oh, good heavens. Can't we at least wait until after Purim for the Pesach threads to begin?