What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2009, 2:53 pm

yy wrote:

greenfire wrote:

what she is saying is it sounds like a wrestling match ... in this corner Hooray

in the opposite corner Hooray

I just have to say, Greenfire, great use of emoticons!

thank you thank you Mr. Green

(there is no bow)

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2009, 6:07 pm

"double carriage advice"
Stay on the left lane, the right lane is for overtaking only. Remember where you'll be exiting.

"BMI--is it important?"
Less so IMHO as they're droping London-Tel Aviv route from January

"how to get pms"
You first click on PM icon on the right side of the post.

"Primavera chicken"
I read it as primitive chicken

↑ kitov ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 12:12 am

Clueless about POT.

Well, I sure hope you are. I can't imagine a frum woman doing drugs.

Oh, it's in the household section. Who would have believed it?

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 8:22 am

"How do you store your doughnuts?"

In my tummy. Immediately. I'll store yours for you too.

↑ kitov ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 10:21 am

I need to beg dh to spend time with me.

In the shalom bayis section.

Of course, after reading 11 pages, a response riddling with quilt a poster that is trying to validate her vacation with her dh on account of her 18 month old, it is no wonder men are going into remission. Why would they hold their breath waiting for our socializing with them, if we are told to put our kids first?

DISCLAIMER: I did not read the thread I'm quoting. I'm posting my reaction to the TITLE only.

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 11:24 am

Tehilla wrote:

"How do you store your doughnuts?"

In my tummy. Immediately. I'll store yours for you too.

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 2:04 pm

Thanks, louche. There was a third part of that I deleted, as it was way too much third grade humor style for a mature woman (cough). Unfortunately, I couldn't stop the thought...but I was able to garner great strength and use the delete button.

↑ SV ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 3:13 pm

"I need a substitute"

That SO doesn’t look right under the “Intimacy” section… shock

Kugel lover ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 3:13 pm

Intimacy: I need a subsitute

Wow! What has the world come to!?!?!?!?!

↑ Kugel lover

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 3:14 pm

lol sv I didn't see your post till after I submitted mine!

↑ SV ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 3:15 pm

Kugel lover wrote:

lol sv I didn't see your post till after I submitted mine!

Same here. Great minds...

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 4:44 pm

":red wine and meat make for a beautiful baby?"

cows everywhere, RUN!

↑ sympa ↓

Thu, Dec 17 2009, 5:41 pm

"Your bathroom garbage (can)"
Can what ... ? My bathroom garbage doesn't do anything What

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2009, 3:55 pm

Free nursing cover with code

I really wouldn't expect a baby to memorize the code needed to open the cover and nurse.

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2009, 3:56 pm

deleted double post

Last edited by hadasa on Mon, Dec 21 2009, 7:11 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 20 2009, 4:01 pm

Tehilla wrote:

":red wine and meat make for a beautiful baby?"

cows everywhere, RUN!

lol

MOO !!!

↑ hadasa ↓

Mon, Dec 21 2009, 7:37 am

Help! Ped wants me to start solids at four months!

Ok, calm down, here's some advice:
1. When your Mommy brings the spoon to your mouth, close your lips tightly and turn your face away.
2. If any cereal does get into your mouth, push it back out immediatly with your tongue.
3. If that doesn't do the trick, scrunch up your face and scream.
Eventually, your Mommy will realize you're not ready yet, and will give up trying!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 21 2009, 4:55 pm

"toilet training at 31/2 +"

sorry grown-ups should really already be trained by 30 ... 31 or 32 is a little late ...

↑ Carefulmom ↓

Mon, Dec 21 2009, 11:48 pm

What's your cell phone plan?

I plan on keeping it. It great for texting which now even 1000 free text doesn't look like it's enough.

↑ SV ↓

Tue, Dec 22 2009, 2:12 pm

Hadassah Ein Kerem - what to expect? (Under Labor and Childbirth)

Umm, a baby?