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  Isramom8  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 30 2009, 4:53 pm
Yeshiva of Elizabeth
Sequel to Yentl?
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 30 2009, 9:32 pm
"Friend just named"

What did you call her until now?
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  grin  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 01 2009, 3:10 am
Quote:
"Friend just named"
actually, I thought it was a friend who just became BT and chose a Jewish name for herself.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 01 2009, 2:59 pm
Too much make-up work?

Too much makeup never works for anyone. Try using less.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 01 2009, 8:16 pm
"alphabet for girls"

ah so the problem starts there ... no wonder we can't understand boys ...
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 02 2009, 2:58 pm
Hard Hat Boxes in Brooklyn

So a construction worker is a pugilist on the side when he works in Kings County--who cares?
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 02 2009, 2:58 pm
Hard Hat Boxes in Brooklyn

Why would you even need a box for your hard hat? Like it's gonna get crushed?
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  Besiyata Dishmaya  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2009, 10:34 am
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My cousin plans to have her 14 yr old son catch the baby!

Catch the baby game

or

He'll be thrown out the window, where the son will catch him.
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2009, 4:07 pm
"can't live with them"

can't live without them.
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  leomom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 03 2009, 10:37 pm
"help me figure out if I am late?"

Well, what time were you supposed to be there, and what time is it now?
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  Isramom8  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 5:46 am
FREAKED OUT - is this a segulah for Yerichas Yomim?

Never heard of that one, but if it works then do I have to necessarily be freaked out for 120 years?
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  Besiyata Dishmaya  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 5:48 am
Isramom8 wrote:
FREAKED OUT - is this a segulah for Yerichas Yomim?

Never heard of that one, but if it works then do I have to necessarily be freaked out for 120 years?

Rolling Laughter
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  HindaRochel  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 6:54 am
Suggestion

Don't Take Wooden Nickels
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 9:12 am
yy wrote:
"help me figure out if I am late?"

Well, what time were you supposed to be there, and what time is it now?


And if you are still waiting for an answer, you are definitely late by now!
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 10:39 am
in World of Computers:

"Who wants to be my neighbor?"

I understand that neighbors often let each other use their wireless internet, but it is a bit much to expect someone else to move next door to you so that you don't have to get the internet yourself.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 04 2009, 2:14 pm
He just threw up his chicken!

Probably wanted to see if it would fly. There's no such thing as shaken chicken syndrome, so probably no harm done. Don't try this with your baby, though.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 05 2009, 10:25 pm
"how do you get from brooklyn to cornell without driving"

'beam me up scottie' Wink
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Mommeeeeeeee!  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 06 2009, 2:03 am
ok this has to stop! My stomach hurts from laughing, my face is streaked with tears, AND im waking the baby up!

"Ever got an infection bec you're upset with husband?"...No, but I used to fake it when I wanted to get out of going to school...

"Moms, What do you do all day?"...Ah-hah! So there really ARE still men on here!

"Sick! Mikva night!"...Well, if that's what you think of it, perhaps you really aren't old enough to be going?
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  Isramom8  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 06 2009, 11:46 am
Bil is a Jerk
Yeah, but he hasn't been president in a long time - get over it.
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  sympa  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Dec 06 2009, 3:52 pm
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