What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 23 2009, 2:55 pm

"new hafroshas challah round"

why can't it be any shape ... Wink

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Nov 23 2009, 5:04 pm

"A new Jewish film for women - anonymous benefactor"

Wow. It is so nice that an anonymous person agreed to sponsor a Jewish film for us to watch so that we don't have to pay $20 to see it.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 23 2009, 5:38 pm

"shaitel in the city"

jewish version of 'zex in the city'

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Nov 23 2009, 5:59 pm

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Nov 23 2009, 9:20 pm

"Marriage comes before kids, true? Second marriage?"

Yes, you have to wait until you get married to have kids even if you have been married before. To do otherwise is clearly assur.

↑ joy613 ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 3:43 am

"I need someone amazing!"

I think I fit the bill. How can I be of assistance?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 9:46 am

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

↑ Zus ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 9:48 am

louche wrote:

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

I do

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:05 am

Zus wrote:

louche wrote:

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

I do

I get it.

↑ rb ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:43 am

"dieting and getting your period"

I read it as "dying and getting your period" I wasn't sure that you would care that much in such a situation!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:05 am

ANYONE KNOW A NOTARY PUBLIC IN JERUSALEM?

No, but if you'll hum a few bars....

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:07 am

rb wrote:

"dieting and getting your period"

I read it as "dying and getting your period" I wasn't sure that you would care that much in such a situation!

Oy I read it as "dating and getting your period", which can be pretty embarassing esp if you were wearing a light coloured skirt... embarrassed

ShirleyTemple ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:09 am

Atali wrote:

Zus wrote:

louche wrote:

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

I do

I get it.

I did my homework....

http://www.capitalcentury.com/1992.html

↑ ShirleyTemple

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:10 am

greenfire wrote:

"shaitel in the city"

jewish version of 'zex in the city'

My thoughts too.....

Hodu Lashem ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:11 am

Atali wrote:

Zus wrote:

louche wrote:

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

I do

I get it.

Should be the other way around! Those who don't get it, admit it. Wink

This joke is indicative of one's age bracket.

↑ onlyme ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:13 am

Gam zu l'tovah wrote:

Atali wrote:

Zus wrote:

louche wrote:

realeez wrote:

"potatoe salad pleeassee"

Louche - I found another man on our forum: Dan Quayle!

LOL!
How many ladies here know what that's all about? Come on, admit it!

I do

I get it.

Should be the other way around! Those who don't get it, admit it. Wink

This joke is indicative of one's age bracket.

I got it too, and I'm fairly young. Wink

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:19 am

I'm also young, but I was very into politics as a kid so I get it.

↑ Hodu Lashem ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:26 am

Uh, Ladies? Young = ?
Scratching Head

Is thirty-something not young?

Don't worry, no offense taken Wink

↑ hadasa ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:58 am

I got the potatoe thing. I didn't even think it was so long ago that some imamothers might not.

Kosher Subway in Cleveland

A subway with separate seating, like the Mehadrin buses in Israel?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Nov 24 2009, 12:05 pm

First time I heard the expression Kosher Subway, I thought it was a rehashing of the joke that the F train in NYC stands for "frum" because it went through several large Jewish neighborhoods.