What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ louche ↓

Sun, Jul 19 2009, 8:48 pm

looking for a child therapist

last time I checked, you needed at least a master's degree to be a therapist; it would be hard to find a child with such quals. sure you don't prefer an adult?

↑ shalhevet ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 12:47 am

Potty train a month or two before giving birth?

Well that does sound a bit too early. At least wait until after the baby is born so he can see the potty.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 1:44 am

shalhevet wrote:

Potty train a month or two before giving birth?

Well that does sound a bit too early. At least wait until after the baby is born so he can see the potty.

↑ grin ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 3:16 am

flowerpot wrote:

"He thinks imamother took over my life"

You don't?

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 5:16 am

Carefulmom wrote:

How do you conceive a girl?

UHHHH the same way you conceive a boy???????? shock

I read it as "How do you CONVINCE a girl" and immediately thought of wardrobe arguments and teenager whining why she can't do XYZ while all her friends are allowed to.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 5:58 am

under infertility "wanted; recipes for the 9 days"

are there special milky recipes that help you conceive What

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"wanted; recipes for the 9 days"

dead or alive Twisted Evil

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 10:13 am

louche wrote:

shalhevet wrote:

Potty train a month or two before giving birth?

Well that does sound a bit too early. At least wait until after the baby is born so he can see the potty.

I was concerned about the poor woman who had to have the potty sugically implanted in her uterus.

↑ Zus ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 12:53 pm

"Is it possible to convert a fall to a full shaitel?"

Sure, you just have to toivel it!

↑ Zus ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 12:54 pm

"How do you dress at the beach?"

The overall accepted dress code is a bathing suit.

↑ Zus ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 1:00 pm

"looking for a child therapist"

I think the minimum age for therapists is 18 in most countries.

↑ Zus ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 1:07 pm

"ultrasound fat removal - did anyone try this?"

I wish I would have known about it when I was pregnant...

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jul 20 2009, 6:19 pm

"Calling All Mavens on Swing Sets"

I find it a bit hard to type while swinging. Does that mean I can't respond?

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 5:14 am

"weeks of extra nidah b/c of dental?"

If your dentist is making you niddah I think you need to find a new dentist! I was very shock

until I read the thread and saw it was about fillings.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 7:56 am

Zus wrote:

"How do you dress at the beach?"

The overall accepted dress code is a bathing suit.

I read this one differently from everyone else. I always think *well, it would be great if they had cabanas, but otherwise I try to find a public restroom*

jerusalem-girl

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 8:38 am

"Where's the bread"

Where did you put it?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 9:50 am

"extra weeks of nidda b/c of dental"

what did the dentist do to you ?!?!?! shock

bella123

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 10:33 am

Baby Names - "Name dilema"

You're quite right. That is a very original name.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 11:06 am

bella123 wrote:

Baby Names - "Name dilema"

You're quite right. That is a very original name.

lol and I was thinking "delilah" sounds a bit nicer ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 11:35 am

"do you leave baby in the car when paying for gas?" ... pay for diapers the gas comes free ...

↑ SomebodyElse ↓

Tue, Jul 21 2009, 5:50 pm

"scared of another letdown"

Okay, so it stings a little and the milk sprays all over, but armed with a hungry baby and a nursing pad, you don't need to be afraid.